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kesslerinabox

40 M North Hollywood, CA

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 12:51pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 9″ (1.75m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
Yes
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Religion
Buddhism
Sign
Pisces
Education
University
Job
Entertainment / Media
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
I think I'll always be a kid at heart, 'cause it's more fun that way. And fun makes you live longer. (I hope)

I've never been what you call a "breeder." Never felt the need to procreate. For me, adoption would come before procreation.
What I’m doing with my life
I moved to LA for film, the weather and to blend in with all the other bizarre people. Except, as long as you have a job, you're not bizarre...you're artistic. Seems like a logical hiding place to me.

It all started back in Kentucky as a youngster, sitting on my daddy's lap, watching movies. Became obsessed with getting to California one day. And here I am, for about a decade. Spent years in Florida going to college and what not.
I’m really good at
Punching babies in the mouth and drop-kicking puppies into the street. It's so easy. They're completely defenseless. Wait! Did I just post that? That's not me, I swear. I've never drop-kicked a puppy.

No seriously, it's never cool to punch babies. Unless a gang of them try to rob you in some seedy alley.
The first things people usually notice about me
I laugh at things a lot, because life is an absurd joke. Fun and meaningful, absolutely. But absurd. Plus, laughing makes me feel good. And who doesn't want to feel good?
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Food: I'm pretty much all in for any type. Unless it's of the cat or dog variety.

Books: We don't read in Kentucky, in case you were wondering.

Music: CHICS - Johnette Napolitano (Concrete Blonde), Kim Deal, Amanda Palmer, Tegan & Sara, PJ Harvey, Fiona Apple, Tanya Donelly, The Yeah Yeah Yeahs, Ani DiFranco, Sonic Youth, I Monster, Tracy Bonham, Imogen Heap. DUDES - Jack White, Eddie Vedder, Kurt, Maynard, Michael Patton, They Might Be Giants, John Lennon, The Beatles, Led Zeppelin, Skynyrd, Johnny Cash. And if I'm in the right mood...I love all things Electronica.

Movies: The Big Lebowski, Donnie Darko, Shawshank Redemption, Roma, Short Cuts, Se7en, Fight Club, Fargo, Pulp Fiction, Kaliforina, The Royal Tenenbaums, Rushmore, Happiness, 21 Grams, Natural Born Killers and True Romance (to name a few). All films by David Lynch, Gus Van Sant, Kubrick, Robert Altman, Wes Anderson, David Fincher, Gregg Araki, the Coen Bros. and PT Anderson. And of course...Johnny Depp and Cate Blanchett.

TV: United States of Tara, Breaking Bad, Dexter, Six Feet Under, Northern Exposure, Twin Peaks, Californication, 30 Rock, Wilfred, The Twilight Zone, Portlandia, Flight of the Conchords, Deadwood, Mad Men, Arrested Development. Family Guy, The Simpsons and South Park are classic. And anything Louis CK, Katt Williams and Dave Chappelle related.
The six things I could never do without
No particular order:
1. my bed
2. photography/video/editing
3. Mac products
4. my Will
5. writing
6. dreaming
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Why money rules everything? How to kill greed?

Why girls do not like shirtless selfies of guys, when there is so much cleavage running rampant on this site? Not that I'm complaining, just wondering.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I went to an Insane Clown Posse concert once and got clobbered in the mosh pit. Cut over the eyebrow. Blood dripping. The before and after photos are classic. I can say that now, since I didn't lose an eyeball.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 32–50
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
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