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I’m looking for

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  • Ages 32-50
  • Near me
  • Who are single
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Last online
Yesterday – 2:24pm
5' 9" (1.75m)
Body Type
Average build
Doesn’t have kids
My self-summary
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I hate sex. It's the most tedious thing ever. And I'm an asshole. A major one. Or at least that's what my mom keeps telling me. And my sense of humor is for shit. I can't make anyone laugh. Sarcasm is completely lost on me.

Other than that...I love long walks on the beach, hikes in the mountains, candlelight dinners, deep conversations and dolphins.
What I’m doing with my life
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I moved to LA to work in the film industry. I know, so original. But for this Kentucky boy it's been a huge step. Spent my college years and 20's in Florida. And if it weren't for the damn mosquitoes and humidity I may have never left.
I’m really good at
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Punching babies in the mouth and drop-kicking puppies into the street. It's so easy. They're completely defenseless. Wait! That's not me, I swear. I've never drop-kicked a puppy.

Seriously though, it's never cool to punch babies. Unless a gang of them are robbing you in some sleazy back-alley.
The first things people usually notice about me
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I laugh at things a lot, because laughter is one of the pure joys of life. It makes me feel good. And who doesn't want to feel good?
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Food: I'm pretty much all in for any type. Unless it's of the cat or dog variety.

Music: Concrete Blonde, Johnette Napolitano, Kim Deal, Amanda Palmer, Tegan & Sara, PJ Harvey, Fiona Apple, Tanya Donelly, The Yeah Yeah Yeahs, Ani DiFranco, Sonic Youth, I Monster, Tracy Bonham, Imogen Heap, Jack White, Pearl Jam, Nirvana, Tool, The Beatles and most all classic rock. And if I'm in the right mood...all things Electronica.

Movies: The Big Lebowski, Donnie Darko, Shawshank Redemption, Short Cuts, Se7en, Fight Club, Fargo, Pulp Fiction, Kaliforina, The Royal Tenenbaums, Rushmore, Happiness, 21 Grams, Natural Born Killers and True Romance. All films by David Lynch, Gus Van Sant, Kubrick, Robert Altman, Wes Anderson, David Fincher, Gregg Araki, the Coen Bros. and PT Anderson. And of course...Johnny Depp and Cate Blanchett.

TV: United States of Tara, Breaking Bad, Dexter, Six Feet Under, Northern Exposure, Twin Peaks, Californication, 30 Rock, Wilfred, The Twilight Zone, Orange is The New Black, Portlandia, Flight of the Concords, Deadwood, Arrested Development, Family Guy, The Simpsons and South Park. And anything Louis CK, Katt Williams and Dave Chappelle related.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
my bed
Mac products
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Way too much to list. This would require a detailed conversation.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
yep, doing that.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I went to an Insane Clown Posse concert in my 20's and got clobbered in the mosh pit. Blood was everywhere, but at least I didn't lose an eyeball.
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You can carve out a minute of your schedule to do so.