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kevbo99

26 / M / Straight / Single

Kendall Park, New Jersey

His Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 6:21pm
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 11″ (1.80m).
Body Type
Average
Diet
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Catholicism and somewhat serious about it
Sign
Virgo but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from masters program
Job
Sales / Marketing / Biz Dev
Income
Offspring
Pets
Likes dogs
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
I think I'm a pretty easy-going guy. I have a sarcastic sense of humor, and I generally appreciate sarcasm in others. I like sports (Mets, Jets, Syracuse- some real winners here) but I can and do talk about other things.
What I’m doing with my life
Working as an "analyst" to pay off my student loans. I feel like everyone who has a corporate job has analyst in their title, but my particular brand of analysis is pretty dull.
I’m really good at
Jeopardy and assorted other trivia games. My mind retains a lot of useless information.
The first things people usually notice about me
I don't know if this fits this category, but someone recently told me I look like Dave Coulier from Full House. I don't see that at all, but I'll let you decide. I promise I won't annoy you with impressions of 50 year old cartoon characters though.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: The Outsiders, Calvin and Hobbes, The Moon is Down, The Great Gatsby, The End of the Affair, Team of Rivals, Down and Out in Paris and London
Movies: Caddyshack, This is Spinal Tap, Hoosiers
TV: Arrested Development, Seinfeld, Saved by the Bell, Parks and Rec, The Honeymooners, MacGyver, Cheers, Friday Night Lights
Music: Weezer (pre-Red album; since then it's awful), Death Cab (although I think that's the dumbest name for a band) Bruce Springsteen, Simon and Garfunkel, the Charlie Brown Christmas soundtrack, Ben Folds (Five), The Cars, The Police, I like a lot of individual songs but not really the bands that perform them
The six things I could never do without
1. The sun. I went to school in upstate NY and wouldn't see it for months at a time.
2. Family (I know it's obvious)
3. Pillows and blankets
4. Books
5. Golf clubs (although I'm not very good and never seem to get any better)
6. Football Sundays
I spend a lot of time thinking about
getting calf implants.
On a typical Friday night I am
out at a dive bar or hanging out at home.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I live in perpetual fear that my fly is open.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 22–27
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
you appreciate sarcasm and bawdiness and aren't turned off by such a sparse profile. Or if something here sparked your interest.