I think I'm a pretty easy-going guy. I have a sarcastic sense of humor, and I generally appreciate sarcasm in others. I like sports (Mets, Jets, Syracuse- some real winners here) but I can and do talk about other things.

Working as an "analyst" to pay off my student loans. I feel like everyone who has a corporate job has analyst in their title, but my particular brand of analysis is pretty dull.

Jeopardy and assorted other trivia games. My mind retains a lot of useless information.

I don't know if this fits this category, but someone recently told me I look like Dave Coulier from Full House. I don't see that at all, but I'll let you decide. I promise I won't annoy you with impressions of 50 year old cartoon characters though.

Books: The Outsiders, Calvin and Hobbes, The Moon is Down, The Great Gatsby, The End of the Affair, Team of Rivals, Down and Out in Paris and London
Movies: Caddyshack, This is Spinal Tap, Hoosiers
TV: Arrested Development, Seinfeld, Saved by the Bell, Parks and Rec, The Honeymooners, MacGyver, Cheers, Friday Night Lights
Music: Weezer (pre-Red album; since then it's awful), Death Cab (although I think that's the dumbest name for a band) Bruce Springsteen, Simon and Garfunkel, the Charlie Brown Christmas soundtrack, Ben Folds (Five), The Cars, The Police, I like a lot of individual songs but not really the bands that perform them

1. The sun. I went to school in upstate NY and wouldn't see it for months at a time.
2. Family (I know it's obvious)
3. Pillows and blankets
4. Books
5. Golf clubs (although I'm not very good and never seem to get any better)
6. Football Sundays

getting calf implants.

out at a dive bar or hanging out at home.

I live in perpetual fear that my fly is open.

you appreciate sarcasm and bawdiness and aren't turned off by such a sparse profile. Or if something here sparked your interest.