I'm sure you've noticed by now that I'm at the very least somewhat awesome. Tell me, what was it that gave me away? Was it my incredibly creative username? Or perhaps my devilishly handsome pic? I thought the name was a good pick because it symbolises that I'm always reaching up for the...oh c'mon who am I kidding you saw my pic and probably swooned right there on the spot. I must apologize to all those pretty ladies who have been injured in the feinting process brought on by my raw animal magnetism. I also apologize for using the word "swoon" in the 21'st century...
Oh you're still reading? To be honest I thought my horrible jokes would have stopped you by now! Hmmm...well then...I uuhhh...I don't really know where to go from here...I've never had to keep talking to a woman-person after that, you uuhhh you sure you don't want to leave? Don't worry I'll give you a moment to think about it.
You're STILL reading?? Maybe you should read that first paragraph one more time just to really let it sink in?
Ok, alright! I guess you're almost as weird as I am. That or you are looking to use me for some sort of psychiatric experiment for your college Psych final? Either way I have a potential date reading here! I should stop wasting your time and get right to it!
I just moved into San Jose less than a week ago, So I really don't know anything about the area or the people here at all! Now I know what you're thinking, "but kevin" you might ask "Why move out to a place so far away from home without knowing anything or anybody around?" Weellll...I suppose I would have to say it's a bit of an adventure! A nice change of pace from what I'm used to. I came from the Pismo Beach area down in southern california and it was a bit of a small town so this is all very new to me! It's sort of exciting!
What's that..you're actually still reading? Ok you I'm starting to think you really ARE someone looking to perform experiments on me! Why else would you actually take the time to read through all my babble? Well hey, if a few experiments gets me a date, who am I to complain? Right now you are probably going down a checklist of things about your new research subject, right? Ok! I think I can help you fill the list!
-I'm pretty laid back and easygoing
-I enjoy being with people, especially if I can make them smile
-I really enjoy drawing, but I'm super horrible at it...no you can't see my drawings! They're embarrassing...weellll okok MAYBE you might be able to convince me to show you a stickfigure or something on the second date, but you are probably going to have to get a few drinks in me first.
-I'm a huge animal lover, I love both cats and dogs. Looking for a good way to break the ice? Shoot me a message, tell me what your favorite animal is!