Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Well hello there dear reader and welcome to my profile.
I'm sure you've noticed by now that I'm at the very least somewhat
awesome. Tell me, what was it that gave me away? Was it my
incredibly creative username? Or perhaps my devilishly handsome
pic? I thought the name was a good pick because it symbolises that
I'm always reaching up for the...oh c'mon who am I kidding you saw
my pic and probably swooned right there on the spot. I must
apologize to all those pretty ladies who have been injured in the
feinting process brought on by my raw animal magnetism. I also
apologize for using the word "swoon" in the 21'st century...
Oh you're still reading? To be honest I thought my horrible jokes
would have stopped you by now! Hmmm...well then...I uuhhh...I don't
really know where to go from here...I've never had to keep talking
to a woman-person after that, you uuhhh you sure you don't want to
leave? Don't worry I'll give you a moment to think about it.
You're STILL reading?? Maybe you should read that first paragraph
one more time just to really let it sink in?
Ok, alright! I guess you're almost as weird as I am. That or you
are looking to use me for some sort of psychiatric experiment for
your college Psych final? Either way I have a potential date
reading here! I should stop wasting your time and get right to
I just moved into San Jose less than a week ago, So I really don't
know anything about the area or the people here at all! Now I know
what you're thinking, "but kevin" you might ask "Why move out to a
place so far away from home without knowing anything or anybody
around?" Weellll...I suppose I would have to say it's a bit of an
adventure! A nice change of pace from what I'm used to. I came from
the Pismo Beach area down in southern california and it was a bit
of a small town so this is all very new to me! It's sort of
What's that..you're actually still reading? Ok you I'm starting to
think you really ARE someone looking to perform experiments on me!
Why else would you actually take the time to read through all my
babble? Well hey, if a few experiments gets me a date, who am I to
complain? Right now you are probably going down a checklist of
things about your new research subject, right? Ok! I think I can
help you fill the list!
-I'm pretty laid back and easygoing
-I enjoy being with people, especially if I can make them
-I really enjoy drawing, but I'm super horrible at it...no you
can't see my drawings! They're embarrassing...weellll okok MAYBE
you might be able to convince me to show you a stickfigure or
something on the second date, but you are probably going to have to
get a few drinks in me first.
-I'm a huge animal lover, I love both cats and dogs. Looking for a
good way to break the ice? Shoot me a message, tell me what your
favorite animal is!
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Right now I work for RadioShack as a sales guy, but my ultimate
goal is to become a computer animator, to make something to
entertain the world. That's what I really strive for. I want to
touch lives of as many people as I can, and put a smile on their
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Making you laugh I hope!
Oh, and computer stuff! I'm awesome at that too.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm sort of bubbly, generally chipper and always smiling. I like
being helpful if I can and will usually try to lighten the mood
wherever I go.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
My favorite shows are, Stargate (all of them) Dr. who, BattleStar
Galactica, Startrek, The River, The Dresden Files, Warehouse 13,
Naruto, Walking Dead. Fringe
The Bartimus trilogy, the Erigon seris, and artimis Fowl, are some
of my favorite books. You know, fiction stuff
THE PIRATES MOVIES!!!! Matrix, Inception, Prestige, Signs, Starwars
(yes, the new ones too) Startrek, X-MEN, Spiderman, The Avengers,
Disney and Pixar in general.
I like lots of music! My favorites are probably, techno,
alternative rock, and hiphop. but really as long as its not country
or rap, I'm happy to have noise filling the air.
NO FISH. that is all.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
The internet in general
Aannnd, I dunno...space stuff? yes, Space stuff.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Well If you can't tell, I'm into fantasy. I like to imagine what it
might be like If I were In a place that can't possibly exist, doing
things I couldn't ever normally do.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Where ever I can Get my roommates to go! Usually stuck inside at
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Ok...here goes...you only get to keep reading if you promise not to
Ok ok, FIINNNE, you can laugh a little bit. I sometimes enjoy
wearing mismatching socks.
Yeah I know, mind blown, am I right?? It just makes me laugh to
know I have one red and one blue sock on my feet sometimes!
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
-You want someone to talk to, or maybe if I'm lucky you might want
to go out sometime! I always love meeting new people!
-You're feeling kind enough to show the new kid on the block around
-Or if you want some company to see a movie in theaters! I always
wanna see a new movie coming out and I never have anyone to see it
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