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23 College Park, MD Man


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  • Ages 18-71
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex

My details

Last online
Mar 10
5' 10" (1.78m)
Body Type
Average build
Agnosticism and laughing about it
Working on University
Doesn’t have kids but might want them
Has cats
English (Somewhat)
My self-summary
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Describing yourself honestly isn't the easiest thing to do, but ill try my best. i don't take life or anything else for that matter too seriously. especially this paragraph. Mainly I'm looking for my arch enemy on this site so we can fight each other. maybe to the death. I'm not sure.
What I’m doing with my life
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im going to college yaaaa! In terms of direction thats all i really got going for me but I'm in a mildly successful band and i dabble in various other things. My current major is chemistry but I'm considering pursuing something that corresponds more to my creative side. Edit: fuck chemistry. architecture!
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
i wouldn't say I'm really good at anything in particular but I'm pretty good at a number of things. I enjoy drawing, painting, playing guitar, and writing songs. I have a good sense of humor but also know my way around a conversation.
The first things people usually notice about me
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I'm too generically white to have anything really stand out.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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I'm working on the reading thing.

Movies: Enter the void, eraser head, clockwork orange, Ip Man, troll 2, oldboy, sympathy for mr. vengeance, trainspotting, yellow submarine, scott pilgrim vs the world, and black dynamite.

shows include breaking bad, adventure time, super jail, louie, important things with demetri martin, samurai jack and its always sunny.

music ranges to most genres. favorite bands include modest mouse, the beatles, Broadcast, neutral milk hotel, the doors, primus, the books, eelyk muckcin, grizzly bear, fleet foxes, andrew jackson jihad, radical face, pink floyd, elliot smith, nirvana, the beastie boys, the velvet underground, anti-flag, Beck, and the flaming lips.

ill try any food. I LOVE PHO!
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1. smokes
2. guitar
3. pencil
4. paper
5. nipple tassels
6. lighter
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
i have been going through a phase of daydreaming about sailing across the atlantic in a small catamaran.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
getting stoned by the villagers
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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i have sexually fantasies about devin protzko if you wanna look him up
You should message me if
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you feel like it just what ever is fine