Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I can’t juggle. My spelling is terrible. and if my body didn’t look
so weird I’d probably go to the beach more often. on the plus side,
I probably know more about the tv show LOST than you ever will.
(dating note number 1: i have this weird bunion type thing growing
on my big toe. it hurts. oh, and I'm kind of obsessed with LOST.)
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I’m really good at reading things on the internet when I should be
doing not that. Videos are fun too. I’m also really good at missing
day light because I’m sleeping and arguing about basketball. I also
watched Star Wars Episode 3 every day for a month because doing
push up and crunches was easier with it on. I don’t do those
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
My ex-girlfriend would definitely say not doing chores or laundry.
(dating note number 2: one of the things mentioned in that sentence
will be a recurring problem)
The first things people usually notice about me
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Is that I was in the same room with them for an hour before they
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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t.v. is great. I don’t have one. I have books. They’re pretty good
too. (dating note number 3: you better like at least one of those
things. I recommend the t.v. one or the book one. You may also like
Miss Marple or any of the PBS Masterpiece Mysteries)
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Hmmm, lets see. maybe my pet chihuahua, Pablo Picasso. Then again i
don’t have a pet. oh, got one. probably the six cups of coffee i
drink every day.
that wasn’t so hard actually.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
4 8 15 16 23 42. (dating note number 4: I’m actually thinking about
my foot now. i love back scratches and foot massages. so if the
weird big toe bunion thing is a problem we’re not off to a good
start.) (dating note number 5: I also like giving back scratches.
even if you’re not in the mood.)
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
managing things and making some of the worst drink you’ve ever had
in your life. Fridays are kind of the worst. Then again, I work six
nights a week so six nights a week are kind of the worst. (dating
note number 6: I work till late. This might only work out if you
really like really late dates. I’m not a fan of them. Sooooo...
good luck.) (Dating tip: Those weird breakfast dates that don't
really exist could be the worst dates that don't yet exist.)
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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See where its says I’m five foot seven inches tall. That's probably
right. I once went out with a really nice tall girl. a few times
actually. And one time I rolled up and stuffed socks in my shoes to
give myself a an extra inch. Worked like a charm. Till I took my
shoes off at her place and wads of gym socks fell out. She was nice
for pretending not to notice.
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