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kevinpcullen

30 M Tirana, Albania

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 20–32
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Sep 8
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body Type
Fit
Diet
Anything
Smokes
Yes
Drinks
Often
Drugs
Never
Religion
Catholicism, and laughing about it
Sign
Taurus, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from masters program
Job
Education
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t want kids
Pets
Has dogs
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Every time I try to fill this out, I feel like I'm writing an ad for a used car on Craigslist. "Like new! Properly-maintained! Handles well! etc." I'm not really keen on trying to hock myself, I suppose.

I enjoy the simple things in life -- meaningful drunken human connections, violently strong coffee, extreme backpacking, transgressive literature, divine holy banter, blackmarket cigarettes, treacherous, depraved cityscapes, Dionysian debauchery and dogs.

I haven't got much time for boring people. What is a boring person? A person with an unmarked passport. A person who's never truly gone foaming-at-the-mouth mad. A person who puts career above all else. A person who values responsibility and temperance and moderation and self-control and discipline. A person who thinks material possessions are signs of success. A person who can't handle their drink. A person who's never known depravity or despair. A person who watches television (with a few exceptions -- Breaking Bad for instance).
What I’m doing with my life
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Meandering around the globe, teaching and learning, trying to keep my head screwed on, writing when the lightning strikes, revising when the storm has cleared, searching for the Kerouacian 'It'.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Causing cacophony, turning a quirky phrase, losing my mind and finding it the strangest places, keeping up a quick-witted, astutely-considered conversation on Camus and men's shampoo.
The first things people usually notice about me
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The freckles around my eyes and my mangled traveler's accent.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Favourite authors: Henry Miller, Jack Kerouac, James Joyce, Tom Robbins, Milan Kundera, Kurt Vonnegut, Ken Kesey, Hunter S. Thompson, Walt Whitman, WB Yeats, Allen Ginsberg, T.S. Eliot.

Movies: The Big Lebowski, Memento, Fight Club, Midnight in Paris, Amelie, Adaptation.

Shows: Breaking Bad, Californication, Bored to Death, No Reservations with Anthony Bourdain.

Food: Indian food. Mexican food. Anything gut-gnawing, soul-stripping spicy.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
My passport.
My journal.
Dogs.
Words.
Banter.
Friendship and family.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Ethnic psychologies. It's a mad world we live in but I've noticed every nation has its own particular landscape of neuroses. I like to think of myself as a modern day Gulliver, charting and mapping and climbing those alien mountains of madness.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Causing trouble. Looking for the most blessed banter this holy planet has to offer. Coercing unwitting victims into rousing rounds of karaoke. Making deals with the devil.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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There's nothing I won't admit to.
You should message me if
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You've got a sparkle of charm in ya.