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kewl_critter

44 Oakland, CA Man

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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 27–47
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Dec 16
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 11″ (1.80m)
Body Type
Diet
Smokes
Yes
Drinks
Often
Drugs
Religion
Agnosticism, and somewhat serious about it
Sign
Education
Job
Technology
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Likes dogs and has cats
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
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I like wit and clever turns of phrase. I believe that a strong sense of humor is a sign of intelligence. I can't stand intolerance (there's a joke in there somewhere). I find the ocean soothing. I'm trying to not make so many of these sentences start with 'I'.
What I’m doing with my life
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I do my corporate slavery tap dance so that I can enjoy myself at times.
I’m really good at
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Computer chit, music, art, Photoshop and hopefully making people smile sometimes.
The first things people usually notice about me
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It's either the fish gills or the flipper feet
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Currently reading : When Pancakes Go Bad. Shows? Breaking Bad is entertaining. Music? hrm... love it. Food? I'm not a foodie I guess, but damn if it isn't delicious.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
I love to bbq, music is the soundtrack of my life, art (esp. visually striking stuff) catches my attention. Friends and family. To your home delivery (amazon,food, you name it).
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
What's going on behind the eyes of others...the future...kitten mittens
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Decompressing at home or going to shows. The occasional dive bar. I like to adventure around a bit ,but don't have a partner in crime. Mostly the first one, these days.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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i already said I had flipper feet and fish gills?!?P!!?P
You should message me if
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I'm just testing the waters of these ol' interwebs and dating, if you see any semblance of someone you might want to talk to cool.

If you can quote Monty Python with ease.

If you have exciting new recipes we can try out.

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