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keyser_soze7845

28 / F / Bisexual / Available

Los Angeles, California

Her Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 8:15am
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 9″ (1.75m).
Body Type
Curvy
Diet
Anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Sign
Virgo and it’s fun to think about
Education
Graduated from college/university
Job
Entertainment / Media
Income
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Has dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Spanish (Poorly), Sign Language (Poorly)

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My self-summary
I'm a bit of a walking paradox, but my good qualities far outweigh my bad ones. I am grounded and driven; creative and emotional.

I was born and raised in Atlanta, GA, but am half Canadian and went to college in Vancouver, BC. I moved to LA to work, 6 years ago now (Joey Lawrence "Whoa!"), however, I still don't really know how long I'd like to stay. It's a love/hate relationship, this Los Angeles and me. We quarrel like the couple in a bad romantic comedy. There is often spooning after people yell and things have been thrown. I love to travel and plan to live in several more cities before the end. If you're looking for a traveling partner, I'm your girl.

I am a union art department girl here in LA (props and set dressing mostly), so there are only so many cities which could offer accommodation therein. I love what I do and am very gratified at the end of a long work day.

On the hobby side, I've been a cellist for the last 15+ years. I've been in local indie bands here and there, playing and singing, but I'm currently taking a break from music to concentrate on my new small business.

I've always had a penchant for jewelry making and am in the beginning stages of my own metal smithing company. It's my new favorite prospect!

www.smithyjewelry.com
(If you are so inclined)

I am facetious, dynamic, and quick-witted
I’m really good at
Cello. Remembering names. Grammar. The Six Degrees of Kevin Bacon. Crafting/DIY projects. Jewelry making. Kissing. Yoga (I've improved over the years, but still can't master a Pincha Mayurasana, aka forearm stand. One day, it will happen and I will celebrate with a giant glass of victory wine).
The first things people usually notice about me
"Has anyone ever told you you look like Claire Danes in My So Called Life?"
Yes. Yes they have. Thanks for that. Again. ;)

My stems get a lot of attention too for some reason. Maybe it's because they go to my chin. Seriously. I have a 34" inseam...
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
This should give you an idea of my taste; be that important to you or not.

Books: I've been known to have my head buried in a good book on a regular basis, but here are a few select favorites: Don't Let's Go To the Dogs Tonight, the Outlander series, anything by Frank McCourt, Invisible Man (the Ellison one), One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest

Movies: Away We Go, The Usual Suspects, The Emperor's New Groove, Rosencrantz and Guildenstern are Dead, American Beauty, Home for the Holidays, Little Miss Sunshine, LOTR (trilogy), Wall-E, Anything Mel Brooks, Billy Elliot, There Will Be Blood, It Happened One Night, Saving Grace, The Ref, Trainspotting, Burnt By the Sun, Wasabi, Citizen Ruth, Chunking Express

TV: Flight of the Conchords, House, The Office, 24, Robot Chicken, John Adams, Rome, Band of Brothers, Modern Family, Michael Showalter's Showalter, 30 Rock, Stella, Kids in the Hall, Premium Blend, Game of Thrones (don't judge), Breaking Bad, Boardwalk Empire, Curb Your Enthusiasm

Music: Gorillaz, French Kicks, Belle & Sebastian, Kenneth Pattengale, Lisa Hannigan, Laura Marling, Emiliana Torrini, Andrew Bird (and his Bowl of Fire), U2, Radiohead, The Frames/Swell Season, Ryan Adams, Rufus Wainwright, Travis, Powderfinger, Neko Case, Aimee Mann, Sarah Vaughn, Alasdair Fraser & Natalie Haas, Beck, Sneaker Pimps, Wilco, Damnwells, Bjork, Muse, Cars, Carter Burwell, Danny Elfman, Dandy Warhols, Elo, David Bowie, James Horner, Howard Shore, Frou Frou, Afro Celt Sound System, Jeff Buckley, St Vincent, Hans Zimmer, Josh Rouse, Johnny Cash, Our Lady Peace, Jump Little Children, School of Seven Bells, M83, Four Tet, Of Montreal, My Morning Jacket, Otis Redding, Bill Withers, Phil Collins, Whiskeytown, Queen, Remy Zero, Simon and Garfunkel, Sinead O'Connor, Three Dog Night, Cibelle, Chantal Kreviazuk, Tonic, Beatles, Solomon Burke, Yeasayer, Elf Power, The Rosebuds, Wild Beasts, Hot Chip (The list goes on and on.)

Food: I consider myself a healthy eater, though, sweets are my weakness. I try to steer clear of red meat and gluten when I can, but I'll attempt just about anything once. Try me.
The six things I could never do without
I'm taking creative license to list 10 things, since this is a silly question to begin with, and 10 is such a nice round number:

My dog, Bartley. (Best doggie of all time!)
Good music.
Knee highs/Thigh highs.
Rosencrantz and Guildenstern are Dead.
A manual transmission.
Travel.
Sex.
Sunglasses.
Apple.
Cereal!
I spend a lot of time thinking about
When I will actually cross the threshold of adolescence to adulthood. I hope this never fully happens; I like fun. I don't like mortgages.

When will I score a nice cushy annual 9mo. episodic? That would be awesome. Right now, I'm just working up the rungs.

I'll also admit that I spend a fair amount of time thinking about sex. Don't we all? I'm a very loyal and affectionate person. My passions run deep, but I don't do drama.
On a typical Friday night I am
I am a weeknight partier by nature. I frequent local music venues, comedy clubs, and dive bars when work doesn't interfere. Most of the time, these places are just too crowded or obnoxious on Friday and Saturday nights. I always enjoy a quiet night at home or some other fun type outing as well. I consider myself reasonably adventurous....
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I am a sucker for nerdy glasses and beards, and I have a thing for brunettes. I can't whistle, which makes it very hard to sing along to Andrew Bird. My two dogs are my children. I love to sing and dance (I'm sure my neighbors have heard me having solo karaoke parties, haha).

I can be long-winded at times. Refer to above profile.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like girls
  • Ages 25–36
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, activity partners, casual sex
You should message me if
If at least one or more of these qualities apply to you, chances are we'll get along:

-You are adventurous, intelligent, easy going, quirky, and drama free. A good dose of class is always a plus!
-You love music or have a passion for film.
-You enjoy quality cuisine and libation.
-You believe that some people still have genuinely good motives. These are the kind of people whom I like to surround myself.
-You want to cuddle while watching a flick, go on a hike, debate political views, take me out dancing, or go to some fun divey gem I've yet to discover.
-You are NOT a guy. Yes, I have a boyfriend of three years, to whom I'm very committed. He is open and supportive of my affinity for women, and let's me explore and have fun therein. My boyfriend is NOT a contingency for hanging out with me or "having some fun" with me, platonically or otherwise. I am not looking for a threesome. I'm looking for like-minded erotic women who want to have fun. :)

-You are not afraid of the internets. Too many people on this site seem to be.