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keyser_soze7845

29 F Los Angeles, CA

I’m looking for

  • Guys and girls who like bi girls
  • Ages 26–36
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, short-term dating, casual sex

My Details

Last Online
Online now!
Orientation
Bisexual
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 9″ (1.75m)
Body Type
Thin
Diet
Anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Sign
Virgo, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Entertainment / Media
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Mostly monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Has dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Spanish (Poorly), Sign Language (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I'm a bit of a walking paradox, but my good qualities far outweigh my bad ones. I am grounded and driven; creative and emotional. I identify with the term sapiosexual.

Easiest way to learn more about me:
Instagram- SmithyJewelry

I was born and raised in Atlanta, GA, but I'm also half Canadian and I went to college in Vancouver, BC. I moved to LA to work, 7 years ago now (Joey Lawrence "Whoa!"), however, I still don't really know how long I'd like to stay. It's a love/hate relationship, this Los Angeles and me. We quarrel like the couple in a bad romantic comedy. There is often spooning after people yell and things have been thrown. I love to travel and plan to live in several more cities before the end. If you're looking for a traveling partner, I'm your girl.

I'm an on set prop master for a network sitcom. Busy, busy, but I make time to socialize. I love what I do and am very gratified at the end of a long work day.

On the hobby side, I've always had a penchant for jewelry making and am in the beginning stages of my own metal smithing company. It's my favorite part of my life!

Check out my Etsy shop:
www.smithyjewelry.com
(If you are so inclined)

I've also been a cellist for the last 15+ years. I've been in local indie bands here and there, playing and singing, but I'm currently taking a break from music to concentrate on my new small business. My poor guy really collects dust anymore. I miss him though. I fill my music void in the form of Motown karaoke now...

I am facetious, dynamic, and quick-witted
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Aforementioned.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Cello. Remembering names. Grammar. The Six Degrees of Kevin Bacon. Crafting/DIY projects. Jewelry making. Kissing. Yoga (I've improved over the years, but still can't master a Pincha Mayurasana, or forearm stand. One day, it will happen and I will celebrate with a giant glass of victory wine).
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
"Has anyone ever told you you look like Claire Danes in My So Called Life?"
Yes. Yes they have. Thanks for that. Again. ;)

My stems get a lot of attention too for some reason. Maybe it's because they go to my chin. Seriously. I have a 34" inseam...it's outrageous.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
This should give you an idea of my taste; be that important to you or not.

Books: I've been known to have my head buried in a good book on a regular basis, but here are a few select favorites: The Silmarillion/LOTR, Don't Let's Go To the Dogs Tonight, the Outlander series, anything by Frank McCourt, Invisible Man (the Ellison one), One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest, Nonfiction history.

Movies: Pirate Radio, Away We Go, The Usual Suspects, The Emperor's New Groove, Rosencrantz and Guildenstern are Dead, American Beauty, Home for the Holidays, Little Miss Sunshine, LOTR (trilogy), Wall-E, Anything Mel Brooks, Billy Elliot, There Will Be Blood, It Happened One Night, Saving Grace, The Ref, Trainspotting, Burnt By the Sun, Wasabi, Citizen Ruth, Chunking Express

TV: Flight of the Conchords, House, The Office, 24, Robot Chicken, John Adams, Rome, Band of Brothers, Modern Family, Michael Showalter's Showalter, 30 Rock, Kids in the Hall, Premium Blend, Game of Thrones, ARCHER, Breaking Bad, Boardwalk Empire, Curb Your Enthusiasm, Orange is the New Black, True Detective

Music: JUNGLE, Gorillaz, C2C, French Kicks, Travis, Belle & Sebastian, Kenneth Pattengale, Lisa Hannigan, Laura Marling, Emiliana Torrini, Andrew Bird (and his Bowl of Fire), U2, Radiohead, The Frames/Swell Season, Ryan Adams, Rufus Wainwright, Powderfinger, Neko Case, Aimee Mann, Sarah Vaughn, Alasdair Fraser & Natalie Haas, Beck, Sneaker Pimps, Wilco, Damnwells, Bjork, Muse, Cars, Carter Burwell, Danny Elfman, Dandy Warhols, Elo, David Bowie, James Horner, Howard Shore, Frou Frou, Afro Celt Sound System, Jeff Buckley, St Vincent, Hans Zimmer, Josh Rouse, Johnny Cash, Our Lady Peace, Jump Little Children, School of Seven Bells, M83, Four Tet, Of Montreal, My Morning Jacket, Otis Redding, Bill Withers, Phil Collins, Whiskeytown, Gotye, Queen, Simon and Garfunkel, Sinead O'Connor, Three Dog Night, Chantal Kreviazuk, Tonic, Beatles, Solomon Burke, Yeasayer, Elf Power, The Rosebuds, Wild Beasts, Hot Chip, Thievery Corporation, (The list goes on and on.)

Food: I consider myself a healthy eater, though, sweets are my weakness. I try to steer clear of red meat and gluten when I can, but I'll attempt just about anything once. Try me.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
I'm taking creative license to list 10 things, since this is a silly question to begin with, and 10 is such a nice round number:

My dog. Seriously.
Good music.
Knee highs/Thigh highs.
Rosencrantz and Guildenstern are Dead.
A manual transmission.
Travel.
Sex.
Sunglasses.
Apple.
Cereal!
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
This crazy effed up world...

When I will actually cross the threshold of adolescence to adulthood. I hope this never fully happens; I like fun. Mortgages still scare me.

I'll also admit that I spend a fair amount of time thinking about sex. Don't we all? I'm a very loyal and affectionate person. My passions run deep, but I don't do drama. Even casual sex requires adult consideration.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
I am a weeknight partier by nature. I used to frequent local music venues, comedy clubs, and dive bars when work didn't interfere, but now I'm more into the Happy Hour scene. I'll always enjoy a quiet night at home or a night out on the town equally. I consider myself reasonably adventurous....
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I am a sucker for nerdy glasses, and I have a thing for brunettes. I can't whistle, which makes it very hard to sing along to Andrew Bird. My dog is the closest thing to a kid I want for a while...

I can be long-winded at times. Refer to above profile.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
Hopefully one or more of these qualities applies:

- Your glass is at least half full.
- You have self awareness and consideration for others.
- You love yourself and keep a healthy perspective in life.
-You are adventurous, intelligent, easy going, quirky, and drama free. A good dose of class is bonus!
-You love music or have a passion for film.
-You enjoy quality cuisine and libation.
-You aren't a flake. I can take it in small doses but it does get tiring in this city...

-You like to go on hikes, debate political views, go out dancing, or have a fun divey gem up your sleeve I've yet to discover.

*Also, just to be clear, I don't respond to "What's up?" "You're hot" or "How's your day/week going?"...or to crude sexual advances. Being open to "casual sex" doesn't mean I jump into bed indiscriminately.