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kgunning

26 M Los Angeles, CA

My Details

Last Online
Online now!
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body Type
Fit
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Atheism, and laughing about it
Sign
Aries, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Technology
Income
$100,000–$150,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), C++ (Fluently), Japanese (Okay)

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My self-summary
I'm moving to Los Angeles because I hear they have really good burritos there.
UPDATE: Now living in Los Angeles. The burritos are excellent.

My favorite captain is Picard. The most adorable Pokémon is Pumpkaboo. The coolest superhero is The Flash.

I've had the theme song from The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air stuck in my head for the past 11 years. In fact, I'm humming it right now.

I use the emoticon "=p" far too often for my own good.

I've collected all of the crystal coconuts. All of them.
What I’m doing with my life
I'm a software engineer at Riot Games. I work on League of Legends.

My simple mission: to apply the values of synergy and human capital to business ventures and other fiduciary instruments as guidelines of the building blocks of corporate foundation as per ventures incorporated and such as.
I’m really good at
Pokémon.

Constructing graphs out of pasta (pastagrams).

Math. I can derive eigenvalues at lightning speed. I doubt there exists any superpower more glamorous and seductive than this.

Reddit. I can waste time browsing pictures of kittens 3x more wastefully than the average nerd.
The first things people usually notice about me
My red hair. I've been told that if only I had a pair of sunglasses, a beige trenchcoat, and an unwillingness to ever give someone up, that I would be a dead ringer for Rick Astley.
The six things I could never do without
• Bubble baths
• Double entendres
• The emoticon "=p"
• Reddit
• Captain Planet Underwear
• 3DS
On a typical Friday night I am
• Ruling my Animal Crossing town with an iron fist.
• Crushing my rivals in a game of Cards Against Humanity.
• Sneaking into the clock tower, where I can grab the plumed headdress that will open the door to the Shrine of the Silver Monkey.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I put the bomp in the bomp bah bomp bah bomp.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 20–30
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
• You think nerds are hot.
• You have the giggles.
• (optional) You're a world-famous billionaire bikini supermodel astrophysicist.