Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Just moved to Chicago, don't know anyone and haven't been downtown
yet. In summary...I'm unimaginably bored at the moment.
I am self-described as the hottest ugly person you will ever
Very few things bother me, I'm rather easy-going... maybe too much
for my own good.
A lot of people call me "crazy" -- though I don't actually do
anything crazy. I think it's more my personality.
I'm looking to chill, have no expectations in mind.
So I have been in the city for a while now... I am an expert in
avoiding cops, parallel parking is a breeze, and potholes are
accepted as being apart of my life now.
That being said, between school, work, and snow barfing out of the
sky... I still don't know Chicago.
I also feel I should take a moment to point out that I have lived a
very different life than you. A grand statement, I know -- but I
say it with confidence. As such, it's not safe to assume much with
me. When in doubt, ask. Essentially, what I am saying is that there
is a good chance that a majority of what might be deemed 'typical',
would be new experiences for me. As far as I am concerned, that's
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Working, studying, and occasionally sleeping.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Being nice, being mean...I know it's an oxymoron.
Making people feel at ease.
Being quiet, talking....again oxymoron...
Getting out of tickets... though I got one yesterday...freaking
parking ticket people graduate from Hogwarts or something, they
magically appear out of nowhere.
Saying things that everyone was thinking don't have the guts to
say... and getting away with it.
Blushing. I blush like a pro.
I'm ridiculously awesome at making the longest analogies to explain
the simplest thing, and it's beautiful. You might shed a tear or
two. Honestly, it's poetry-on-demand.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My charming persona....[Sarcasm]
See what I did there?
Truthfully, people's first impressions of me are never good.
Thankfully, I'm an expert at making people question their initial
notions. It's pretty fun.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Game of Thrones, True Detective, LOST, Breaking Bad, Cosmos.
I binge when I get time. DON'T SPOIL ISH, PLEASE.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
A truthful answer is: a good conversation every so often; a genuine
smile directed at me; a place to lay my head at night; a meal once
a day; a few moments of peace to daydream; and the optimism that if
today isn't better than yesterday, hopefully, tomorrow will be.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Food. It's like a drug.
Working out. (Keyword here is "thinking"... doing is a whole other
Why parking is so hard to find?
When is going to medical school actually going to pay off?
Would I pick a cutie over a Philly Cheese Steak? (That is actually
a tough battle...)
When will plans actually go according to plan?
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Actually sleeping. The one night of the week I can.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I am probably not going to message you first. You are a girl...
there are 100s of messages in your inbox and waiting in line puts a
strain on my feet. The socks start stinking up... it's a whole
debacle. Anyways, if I "like" you... that is an equivalent to wave.
So wave back, say 'Hi', or go about your day.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
My bushy eyebrows tickle your fancy.
You don't have expectations and just like things to progress their
natural course -- be it friends, flirts, or serious.
Are confident enough to speak your mind.
Facial hair is tantalizing or at least bearable. (Disclaimer: I
will go stubble for a certain quality of girl LOL)
Honestly, just message me if you feel like it. Like
seriously...right now if you're hesitating... Stop. This isn't a
pair of heels. It's me. I like talking. So type. Chop chop, haven't
got all day!
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