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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 19–30
  • Near me
  • For new friends, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Yesterday – 11:54am
Asian, Middle Eastern, Other
5′ 8″ (1.73m)
Body Type
Mostly anything
Not at all
Scorpio, but it doesn’t matter
Working on med school
Doesn’t have kids
English (Fluently), Urdu (Okay), Farsi (Poorly), Arabic (Poorly), Other (Okay)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Just moved to Chicago, don't know anyone and haven't been downtown yet. In summary...I'm unimaginably bored at the moment.

I am self-described as the hottest ugly person you will ever meet.

Very few things bother me, I'm rather easy-going... maybe too much for my own good.

A lot of people call me "crazy" -- though I don't actually do anything crazy. I think it's more my personality.

I'm looking to chill, have no expectations in mind.


So I have been in the city for a while now... I am an expert in avoiding cops, parallel parking is a breeze, and potholes are accepted as being apart of my life now.

That being said, between school, work, and snow barfing out of the sky... I still don't know Chicago.

I also feel I should take a moment to point out that I have lived a very different life than you. A grand statement, I know -- but I say it with confidence. As such, it's not safe to assume much with me. When in doubt, ask. Essentially, what I am saying is that there is a good chance that a majority of what might be deemed 'typical', would be new experiences for me. As far as I am concerned, that's the point.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Working, studying, and occasionally sleeping.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Being nice, being mean...I know it's an oxymoron.

Reading people/situations.

Making people feel at ease.

Cracking jokes.

Being quiet, talking....again oxymoron...

Getting out of tickets... though I got one yesterday...freaking parking ticket people graduate from Hogwarts or something, they magically appear out of nowhere.

Saying things that everyone was thinking don't have the guts to say... and getting away with it.

Blushing. I blush like a pro.

Contradicting myself.

I'm ridiculously awesome at making the longest analogies to explain the simplest thing, and it's beautiful. You might shed a tear or two. Honestly, it's poetry-on-demand.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My charming persona....[Sarcasm]
See what I did there?

Truthfully, people's first impressions of me are never good. Thankfully, I'm an expert at making people question their initial notions. It's pretty fun.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Game of Thrones, True Detective, LOST, Breaking Bad, Cosmos.

I binge when I get time. DON'T SPOIL ISH, PLEASE.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
A truthful answer is: a good conversation every so often; a genuine smile directed at me; a place to lay my head at night; a meal once a day; a few moments of peace to daydream; and the optimism that if today isn't better than yesterday, hopefully, tomorrow will be.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Food. It's like a drug.

Working out. (Keyword here is "thinking"... doing is a whole other matter)

Why parking is so hard to find?

When is going to medical school actually going to pay off?

Would I pick a cutie over a Philly Cheese Steak? (That is actually a tough battle...)

When will plans actually go according to plan?
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Actually sleeping. The one night of the week I can.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I am probably not going to message you first. You are a girl... there are 100s of messages in your inbox and waiting in line puts a strain on my feet. The socks start stinking up... it's a whole debacle. Anyways, if I "like" you... that is an equivalent to wave. So wave back, say 'Hi', or go about your day.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
My bushy eyebrows tickle your fancy.

You don't have expectations and just like things to progress their natural course -- be it friends, flirts, or serious.

Are confident enough to speak your mind.

Facial hair is tantalizing or at least bearable. (Disclaimer: I will go stubble for a certain quality of girl LOL)

Honestly, just message me if you feel like it. Like seriously...right now if you're hesitating... Stop. This isn't a pair of heels. It's me. I like talking. So type. Chop chop, haven't got all day!