Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I have ninja-like reflexes that swat a variety of phototaking
devices point menacingly in my direction.
Very few things bother me, I'm rather easy-going... maybe too much
for my own good.
I have no expectations.
So I have been in the city for a while now... I am an expert in
avoiding cops, parallel parking is a breeze, and potholes are
accepted as being my life now.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Working, studying, and occasionally sleeping.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Being nice, being mean...I know it's an oxymoron.
Reading people/situations. EQ is hotdamn.
Making people feel at ease... I think... Maybe... Now my palms are
Blushing. I blush like a pro... MAC has nothing on me.
I'm ridiculously awesome at making the longest analogies to explain
the simplest thing, and it's beautiful. You might shed a tear or
two. Honestly, it's poetry-on-demand.
Telling people it's a Viral Infection not Allergies.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My charming persona..../s
How much I look like that bad guy from that one season of 24...you
know the guy who did that one thing in that one episode.
Telling white people - pardon me - those of Caucasian decent, that
I used to by shy of them growing up. Now I chastise bearded ginger
men for their lack of freckles.
How much I do not get offended. It offends people.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Game of Thrones, True Detective, LOST, Breaking Bad. I like complex
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
A truthful answer is: a good conversation every so often; a genuine
smile directed at me; a place to lay my head at night; a meal once
a day; a few moments of peace to daydream; and the optimism that if
today isn't better than yesterday, hopefully, tomorrow will be.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Food. Specifically meat combined with cheese in some fashion.
When will plans actually go according to plan?
To be, or n....
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Stalking people on OKC. The room is dark - a soft blue glow
eminates from my 2 year old mobile device; gently illuminating the
effeminate features of my follicular-weed-ridden face.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I am probably not going to message you first. You are a girl...
there are 100s of messages in your inbox and waiting in line puts a
strain on my feet. The socks start stinking up... it's a whole
debacle. Anyways, if I "like" you... that is an equivalent to wave.
So wave back, say 'Hi', or go about your day.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
My bushy eyebrows tickle your fancy.
Facial hair is tantalizing and you find yourself repressing ungodly
urges to hurt my visage. (Disclaimer: I will go stubble for da
No hot heads or tempers allowed. umadbro?
Just message me if you feel like it. JUST DOOO IT. Nike™
If you're hesitating - stop.
This isn't a pair of heels. Chop-chop, haven't got all day!
I don't chase... Asthma and all that. Gotta get that inhaler
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