I am self-described as the hottest ugly person you will ever meet.
Very few things bother me, I'm rather easy-going... maybe too much for my own good.
A lot of people call me "crazy" -- though I don't actually do anything crazy. I think it's more my personality.
I'm looking to chill, have no expectations in mind.
So I have been in the city for a while now... I am an expert in avoiding cops, parallel parking is a breeze, and potholes are accepted as being apart of my life now.
That being said, between school, work, and snow barfing out of the sky... I still don't know Chicago.
I also feel I should take a moment to point out that I have lived a very different life than you. A grand statement, I know -- but I say it with confidence. As such, it's not safe to assume much with me. When in doubt, ask. Essentially, what I am saying is that there is a good chance that a majority of what might be deemed 'typical', would be new experiences for me. As far as I am concerned, that's the point.