I was brought into this world naked, helpless, and unable to
provide for myself. My accomplishments thus far include getting
I don't often like to capitalize things.
I think I'm probably pretty bad at summarizing myself.
I'm fascinated by the zombie craze in movies and literature.
My primary forms of locomotion are bicycle and vespa.
My mother is an 18 wheel truck driver, I've only ever talked back
to her once. It convinced me never to do it again. Ever.
I am in love with Everything.
I invented velcro.
What I’m doing with my life
Learning to be a better human being.
I am considering grad school. Or not going to grad school, I'm considering that too.
I’m really good at
Framing a shot. Cycling up hills rapidly. Making pulled-pork-goddamn-tacos. Mixing a drink. Not taking something seriously.
The first things people usually notice about me
Big nose. Blue eyes. Goofy facial expression. My jeans? Fuck, I
don't know, you tell me.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
My favorite book of the week is The Gone Away World by Nick
Harkaway. I haven't loved reading this much since I first started
My family is Italian and I love the food even after 30 years of
Music is tough. My current playlist is Jonsi, Azalea Banks, and
I saw The Brothers Bloom the other day, it was fantastic. I think
everyone should watch Everything is Illuminated and possibly
(though not certainly) Charlie Bartlett.
The six things I could never do without
I could never live without (in no particular order):
I spend a lot of time thinking about
The Answer to Life, the Universe, and Everything.
On a typical Friday night I am
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I worked in gay porn, but it's not what you think.
You should message me if
You love getting your coffee "for here".
You think groceries taste better from a local market than from a
You don't think rolling up your jeans to ride a bike looks totally
You like movie night as much as out-to-a-bar night.