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I’m looking for

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  • Ages 20-38
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Jul 14
6' 0" (1.83m)
Body Type
Average build
Atheism and laughing about it
Doesn’t have kids
English (Fluently), Italian (Somewhat)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I was brought into this world naked, helpless, and unable to provide for myself. My accomplishments thus far include getting some clothing.

I don't often like to capitalize things.

I think I'm probably pretty bad at summarizing myself.

I'm fascinated by the zombie craze in movies and literature.

My primary forms of locomotion are bicycle and vespa.

My mother is an 18 wheel truck driver, I've only ever talked back to her once. It convinced me never to do it again. Ever.

I am in love with Everything.

I invented velcro.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Learning to be a better human being.

I am considering grad school. Or not going to grad school, I'm considering that too.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Framing a shot. Cycling up hills rapidly. Making pulled-pork-goddamn-tacos. Mixing a drink. Not taking something seriously.
The first things people usually notice about me
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Big nose. Blue eyes. Goofy facial expression. My jeans? Fuck, I don't know, you tell me.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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My favorite book of the week is The Gone Away World by Nick Harkaway. I haven't loved reading this much since I first started doing it.

My family is Italian and I love the food even after 30 years of eating it.

Music is tough. My current playlist is Jonsi, Azalea Banks, and David Bowie.

I saw The Brothers Bloom the other day, it was fantastic. I think everyone should watch Everything is Illuminated and possibly (though not certainly) Charlie Bartlett.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
I could never live without (in no particular order):

Clean socks
My bike
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
The Answer to Life, the Universe, and Everything.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I worked in gay porn, but it's not what you think.
You should message me if
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You love getting your coffee "for here".

You think groceries taste better from a local market than from a super one.

You don't think rolling up your jeans to ride a bike looks totally ridiculous.

You like movie night as much as out-to-a-bar night.