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kholint

20 / M / straight / Seeing someone

Bristol, United Kingdom

The Skinny

Last Online
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Ethnicity
White
Height
5' 8" (1.72m).
Body Type
Looking For
New friends
Smokes
No
Drinks
Rarely
Drugs
Never
Religion
Atheism and somewhat serious about it
Sign
Gemini but it doesn’t matter
Education
Job
Computer / Hardware / Software
Income
Rather not say
Kids
Likes children
Pets
Likes cats
Languages
English, German (Okay), C++ (Fluently)

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I am overly self-critical, presumptuous, and a tiny bit reclusive.

My Self-Summary

Handsome blonde male seeks available (and willing) female. Boolean algebra must be a turn on (or off). Must like long walks on the beach (assuming beach is one of those pebbly, muddy ones with that green stuff that makes you slip). Open to experimenting in bedroom- must be handy with a test tube (will have to supply own labcoat, mind). Must think purposely ironic unfunny lonely-hearts-column-style-ads are witty and aren't trying too hard in the slightest.

What I’m doing with my life

Making computers do things for money.

I’m really good at

singing badly, doing little dances when nobody's looking, making unnecessary small talk when paying at counters in shops

The first things people usually notice about me

Rugged good looks. Immaculately kept hair. Good fashion taste. Great sense of humour!

My favorite books, movies, music, and food

Books:
The Selfish Gene. Tom's Midnight Garden. The Time Machine. A Brief History of Time.

Films:
28 Days Later, The Good, the Bad and the Ugly, Sin City

Music:
Muse, Radiohead, Rage Against The Machine, Jeff Buckley.

Food:
Sauerkraut, Potato (mashed, baked, roasted etc.), Haggis.

The six things I could never do without

1. A compiler
2. Tea
3. Paracetamol
4. My internal monologue
5. A net connection
6. My diginity

I spend a lot of time thinking about

Zombie apocolypses. What to do in times of nuclear war. How to survive the sun when it goes red-giant. Global warming. My own increasingly apparant mortality.

Artificial intelligence (to make up for the lack of my own).

"Do my tortoises love me or do they just use me for dandelion leaves and clover?"

On a typical Friday night I am

Multithreading a TCP-based netcode parser

The most private thing I’m willing to admit here

I'm terrified of prawns and think they're going to smother me in my sleep if I eat one

You should message me if

you really, really hate prawns (or shrimps- I don't like them either)

Don't worry if you do like prawns, he will message you instead!

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