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kholint
20 / M / straight / Seeing someone
Bristol, United Kingdom
The Skinny
- Last Online
- Join Date
- Ethnicity
- White
- Height
- 5' 8" (1.72m).
- Body Type
- —
- Looking For
- New friends
- Smokes
- No
- Drinks
- Rarely
- Drugs
- Never
- Religion
- Atheism and somewhat serious about it
- Sign
- Gemini but it doesn’t matter
- Education
- —
- Job
- Computer / Hardware / Software
- Income
- Rather not say
- Kids
- Likes children
- Pets
- Likes cats
- Languages
- English, German (Okay), C++ (Fluently)
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Your Notes
Edit your notesI am overly self-critical, presumptuous, and a tiny bit reclusive.
My Self-Summary
Handsome blonde male seeks available (and willing) female. Boolean
algebra must be a turn on (or off). Must like long walks on the
beach (assuming beach is one of those pebbly, muddy ones with that
green stuff that makes you slip). Open to experimenting in bedroom-
must be handy with a test tube (will have to supply own labcoat,
mind). Must think purposely ironic unfunny
lonely-hearts-column-style-ads are witty and aren't trying too hard
in the slightest.
What I’m doing with my life
Making computers do things for money.
I’m really good at
singing badly, doing little dances when nobody's looking, making
unnecessary small talk when paying at counters in shops
The first things people usually notice about me
Rugged good looks. Immaculately kept hair. Good fashion taste.
Great sense of humour!
My favorite books, movies, music, and food
Books:
The Selfish Gene. Tom's Midnight Garden. The Time Machine. A Brief History of Time.
Films:
28 Days Later, The Good, the Bad and the Ugly, Sin City
Music:
Muse, Radiohead, Rage Against The Machine, Jeff Buckley.
Food:
Sauerkraut, Potato (mashed, baked, roasted etc.), Haggis.
The Selfish Gene. Tom's Midnight Garden. The Time Machine. A Brief History of Time.
Films:
28 Days Later, The Good, the Bad and the Ugly, Sin City
Music:
Muse, Radiohead, Rage Against The Machine, Jeff Buckley.
Food:
Sauerkraut, Potato (mashed, baked, roasted etc.), Haggis.
The six things I could never do without
1. A compiler
2. Tea
3. Paracetamol
4. My internal monologue
5. A net connection
6. My diginity
2. Tea
3. Paracetamol
4. My internal monologue
5. A net connection
6. My diginity
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Zombie apocolypses. What to do in times of nuclear war. How to
survive the sun when it goes red-giant. Global warming. My own
increasingly apparant mortality.
Artificial intelligence (to make up for the lack of my own).
"Do my tortoises love me or do they just use me for dandelion leaves and clover?"
Artificial intelligence (to make up for the lack of my own).
"Do my tortoises love me or do they just use me for dandelion leaves and clover?"
On a typical Friday night I am
Multithreading a TCP-based netcode parser
The most private thing I’m willing to admit here
I'm terrified of prawns and think they're going to smother me in my
sleep if I eat one
You should message me if
you really, really hate prawns (or shrimps- I don't like them
either)
Don't worry if you do like prawns, he will message you instead!
Don't worry if you do like prawns, he will message you instead!
