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kickballer122

37 M San Francisco, CA

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 6:37pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Hispanic / Latin, White
Height
5′ 9″ (1.76m)
Body Type
Athletic
Diet
Smokes
Drinks
Drugs
Never
Religion
Sign
Aquarius, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
Dear Cupid, Please consider shooting an arrow through my skull if I have to read another novel-length “Self Summary.” Perhaps you can match me with someone who posted a recent picture. Although I'm sure most women just want a pic of a guy's penis sent to them in a text (btw, I'm joking and this is sarcasm for those of you that don't get it) I'll be original and just post a douche-bag self pic so they can see that I'm not fat. And maybe you can find me a girl who likes puppies, traveling the world, and long walks on the beach next time.
What I’m doing with my life
Recent refugee from Southern California...I had to sacrifice warmth and a parking space for a shoebox apartment and a job that doesn't suck
I’m really good at
Sarcasm...someone told me it's the spice of life
The first things people usually notice about me
My beautiful long, blond hair
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
I'm looking for a rehabilitation facility for Netflix and iTunes addicts. Any suggestions? I think I'm experiencing Game of Thrones and Breaking Bad withdrawls.
The six things I could never do without
Oxygen, Nitrogen, Water, and the San Francisco Soup Company. Although the Bartender Special at Delarosa and a cold beer are pretty critical too.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Hipsters and why I'll never be one
On a typical Friday night I am
Rocking myself to sleep in a corner of the room while curled into the fetal position...cause I miss Tupac, okay!
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I wept profusely when Michael Jackson died. Don't judge me!
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 23–42
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
Who are we kidding? If you're a female with a pulse you don't need to message anyone on a dating website!