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38 San Francisco, CA Man


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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 23-42
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Yesterday – 8:20pm
Hispanic / Latin, White
5' 9" (1.76m)
Body Type
Doesn’t have kids
My self-summary
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Dear Cupid, Please consider shooting an arrow through my skull if I have to read another novel-length “Self Summary.” Perhaps you can match me with someone who posted a recent picture. Although I'm sure most women just want a pic of a guy's penis sent to them in a text (btw, I'm joking and this is sarcasm for those of you that don't get it) I'll be original and just post a douche-bag self pic so they can see that I'm not fat. And maybe you can find me a girl who likes puppies, traveling the world, and long walks on the beach next time.
What I’m doing with my life
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Recent refugee from Southern California...I had to sacrifice warmth and a parking space for a shoebox apartment and a job that doesn't suck
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Sarcasm...someone told me it's the spice of life
The first things people usually notice about me
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My beautiful long, blond hair
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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I'm looking for a rehabilitation facility for Netflix and iTunes addicts. Any suggestions? I think I'm experiencing Game of Thrones and Breaking Bad withdrawls.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Oxygen, Nitrogen, Water, and the San Francisco Soup Company. Although the Bartender Special at Delarosa and a cold beer are pretty critical too.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Hipsters and why I'll never be one
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Rocking myself to sleep in a corner of the room while curled into the fetal position...cause I miss Tupac, okay!
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I wept profusely when Michael Jackson died. Don't judge me!
You should message me if
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Who are we kidding? If you're a female with a pulse you don't need to message anyone on a dating website!