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34 Brooklyn, NY Man


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I’m looking for

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  • Ages 27–35
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Today – 5:55pm
6' 0" (1.83m)
Body Type
Not at all
Agnosticism and laughing about it
Post grad
Doesn’t have kids
English (Fluently), Spanish (Somewhat)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Living in Brooklyn and working in Manhattan. Thank god for the N train.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I am a Lead Video Specialist for a media distribution company. Basically I play with codecs and order other people to play with codecs. I hope you know what a codec is...
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
I can play guitar. (See pictures) Wait you probably have already seen the pictures and you're probably not reading this.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Im guessing my eyes. My eyes change color from green to blue depending on the day, mood, alignment of the stars, stability of society, weather patterns, sea current temperatures... you know the usual stuff that effects eye colors.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Music- Circa Survive, Death Cab, Deftones, Tool, Brand New, Sound of Animals Fighting, Mansions, NoFX, Zero 7, Phantagram, Appleseed Cast, Portishead.

Books- Anything by Pahlaniuk, Camus, Ellis, Burroughs, Proust, Tolstoy, Sedaris, Douglas Adams.

Food- Anything but fast food. Ramen is a constant.

Movies- The Room, Sharknado, and other awful B-movies. Most Wes Anderson, P.T. Anderson, Coen Bros
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Vinyl Records
High Speed Internet
My Guitar
And... crystal meth/sarcasm.... I guess.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Nonsense. I was captain of the chess team and a philosophy minor so I really think way too much for my own good. Its a double edged sword.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Hanging out with friends. Sometimes I have to catch up on work because of a deadline. Relaxing at home while watching cartoons, playing music or at a concert. Burying hookers in a desert or a dessert (how else are you gonna make red velvet cake red?) Hipster watching. (That's when you guess if that scrungy looking dude is a hipster or pedophile.) Being sarcastic and cynical.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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It was college.... it was only experimenting.
You should message me if
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If you have thumbs and fingers. If you don't you probably still could but it would be hard. I guess you could buy a microphone and translator software but that stuff never works right. Maybe there's a keyboard with really big buttons that is better suited for your stump hands. Maybe best buy or radioshack will have them. Try best buy first. In conclusion, radioshack is over-priced and the insurance is pointless. Wait... what was the question?