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35 • Brooklyn, NY • Man
I’m looking for
- Ages 27-35
- Near me
- Who are single
- For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
- Last online
- Yesterday – 4:51pm
- Relationship Type
- 6' 0" (1.83m)
- Body Type
- Agnosticism and laughing about it
- Post grad
- Doesn’t have kids
- English (Fluently), Spanish (Somewhat)
Books- Anything by Pahlaniuk, Camus, Ellis, Burroughs, Proust, Tolstoy, Sedaris, Douglas Adams.
Food- Anything but fast food. Real ramen is a constant. (Not the 10 cents dried package stuff)
Movies- The Room, Sharknado, and other awful B-movies. Most Wes Anderson, P.T. Anderson, Coen Bros, Charlie Kaufman
High Speed Internet
And... crystal meth/sarcasm.... I guess.
"The Whole Nine Yards"
"Pain & Gain"
Get it now? Basically anything works as long as you have an imagination and a sense of humor. So what do you got?
If you have some amazingly creepy one-liners that you could never use at a bar. Something like:
"Those pants look good on you... they'd look even better in an evidence bag"
"Was your dad an astronaut? Because you look kinda fat."
"Are your legs tired? Because I've got a dead body in my trunk."
"Heaven must be missing an angel because I've got an erection"
Can you beat that creepiness?
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