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35 Brooklyn, NY Man


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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 27-35
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Yesterday – 4:51pm
Relationship Type
6' 0" (1.83m)
Body Type
Agnosticism and laughing about it
Post grad
Doesn’t have kids
English (Fluently), Spanish (Somewhat)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Living in Brooklyn and working in Manhattan. Thank god for the N train.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I am a Lead Video Specialist for a media distribution company. Basically I play with codecs and order other people to play with codecs. I hope you know what a codec is...
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
I can play guitar. (See pictures) Wait you probably have already seen the pictures and you're probably not reading this.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Im guessing my eyes. My eyes change color from green to blue depending on the day, mood, alignment of the stars, stability of society, weather patterns, sea current temperatures... you know the usual stuff that effects eye colors.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Music- Circa Survive, Death Cab, Deftones, Tool, Brand New, Sound of Animals Fighting, Mansions, NoFX, Zero 7, Phantagram, Appleseed Cast, Portishead.

Books- Anything by Pahlaniuk, Camus, Ellis, Burroughs, Proust, Tolstoy, Sedaris, Douglas Adams.

Food- Anything but fast food. Real ramen is a constant. (Not the 10 cents dried package stuff)

Movies- The Room, Sharknado, and other awful B-movies. Most Wes Anderson, P.T. Anderson, Coen Bros, Charlie Kaufman
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Vinyl Records
High Speed Internet
My Guitar
And... crystal meth/sarcasm.... I guess.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Nonsense. I was captain of the chess team and a philosophy minor so I really think way too much for my own good. Its a double edged sword.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Hanging out with friends. Sometimes I have to catch up on work because of a deadline. Relaxing at home while watching cartoons, playing music or at a concert. Burying hookers in a desert or a dessert (how else are you gonna make red velvet cake red?) Hipster watching. (That's when you guess if that scrungy looking dude is a hipster, pedophile, homeless or a combination) Being sarcastic and cynical.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
It was college.... it was only experimenting.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
If you want to play the movie metaphor game. Basically you say movie titles that can also mean the theme. The best/grossest/funniest theme for a beginner is... going number two. So here are a couple replies so you get how it works.
"Crimson Peak"
"The Whole Nine Yards"
"Catching Fire"
"Pain & Gain"
Get it now? Basically anything works as long as you have an imagination and a sense of humor. So what do you got?


If you have some amazingly creepy one-liners that you could never use at a bar. Something like:
"Those pants look good on you... they'd look even better in an evidence bag"
"Was your dad an astronaut? Because you look kinda fat."
"Are your legs tired? Because I've got a dead body in my trunk."
"Heaven must be missing an angel because I've got an erection"
Can you beat that creepiness?