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26 Houston, TX Man


I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 18–56
  • Located anywhere
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Jan 21
Hispanic / Latin, White
5′ 8″ (1.73m)
Body Type
Space camp
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
English (Fluently), Spanish (Okay), Portuguese (Poorly), Italian (Poorly)

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My self-summary
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I'm all over the place. Basically I'm very reserved until you get to know me, then I open up and become some infinite universe of glorious, tongue in cheek amazingness. Or if I'm drunk, I'll just come at you from eight different directions at once.

I guess I'm kind polarizing in a sense. You'll either get me and love me, or not. It's all good though. Different strokes for different folks.
What I’m doing with my life
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Breaking down walls.
I’m really good at
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All things sensual.

I have a theory that people would be far more inclined to get to know me if they had sex with me first, rather than the other way around, because I seem to do a hell of a better job expressing myself physically rather than vocally (at least initially).

And Dancing. I own the dance floor
The first things people usually notice about me
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That I'm either really quiet or really "out there." Depends on my mood.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Leo Tolstoy is the best Author, that's just fact.

Film Noir, gangster movies, war movies, science fiction (Star Wars! O.G. trilogy) foreign films, Scorsese, all good stuff. I love it all. Metropolis is the best film of all time. It's a 1920's German, science fiction silent film. *hipper than thou*

Indian raga. Blues. Jazz. Old School Gangsta Rap. I love music. It's my life. It's my soul. It's what I'm born to do. Shoot me a line about it. Or something. I don't care.

I love food. But I'm super picky. It's tragic. I love to cook. And isn't good food and good wine the epitome of human pleasure?
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
You! No, just kidding. I'm doing fine without you.

Curtis Mayfield's sweet soulful sounds.


The inferior, braindead masses over which I tower.

Sexy stuff

A reason
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
The Future. The Present. Architectural Ideas. Song Ideas. Movie Ideas. Business Ideas. Clothing Ideas. Ideas in general.

And Motorcycles!
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Hopefully working!
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I'm always quite surprised when I get my name/password correct on the 26,682 websites I have accounts on.
You should message me if
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You think I'm Sick brah!

P.S. this is all very tongue in cheek. I'm not a douchebag.

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