I'm all over the place. Basically I'm very reserved until you get to know me, then I open up and become some infinite universe of glorious, tongue in cheek amazingness. Or if I'm drunk, I'll just come at you from eight different directions at once.

I guess I'm kind polarizing in a sense. You'll either get me and love me, or not. It's all good though. Different strokes for different folks.

Breaking down walls.

All things sensual.

I have a theory that people would be far more inclined to get to know me if they had sex with me first, rather than the other way around, because I seem to do a hell of a better job expressing myself physically rather than vocally (at least initially).

And Dancing. I own the dance floor

That I'm either really quiet or really "out there." Depends on my mood.

Leo Tolstoy is the best Author, that's just fact.

Film Noir, gangster movies, war movies, science fiction (Star Wars! O.G. trilogy) foreign films, Scorsese, all good stuff. I love it all. Metropolis is the best film of all time. It's a 1920's German, science fiction silent film. *hipper than thou*

Indian raga. Blues. Jazz. Old School Gangsta Rap. I love music. It's my life. It's my soul. It's what I'm born to do. Shoot me a line about it. Or something. I don't care.

I love food. But I'm super picky. It's tragic. I love to cook. And isn't good food and good wine the epitome of human pleasure?

You! No, just kidding. I'm doing fine without you.

Curtis Mayfield's sweet soulful sounds.

Wine!

The inferior, braindead masses over which I tower.

Sexy stuff

A reason

The Future. The Present. Architectural Ideas. Song Ideas. Movie Ideas. Business Ideas. Clothing Ideas. Ideas in general.

And Motorcycles!

Hopefully working!

I'm always quite surprised when I get my name/password correct on the 26,682 websites I have accounts on.

You think I'm Sick brah!

P.S. this is all very tongue in cheek. I'm not a douchebag.