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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 18–56
  • Located anywhere
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Feb 4
Hispanic / Latin, White
5′ 8″ (1.73m)
Body Type
Space camp
English (Fluently), Spanish (Okay), Portuguese (Poorly), Italian (Poorly)
My self-summary
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I'm the danger man with the danger plan

I'm your huckleberry
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Breaking down walls.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Illuminating the world with the white hot frenetic energy of my warrior poetry!

And Dancing. I own the dance floor
The first things people usually notice about me
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Where do I start...?
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Leo Tolstoy is the best Author, that's just fact.

Film Noir, gangster movies, war movies, science fiction (Star Wars! O.G. trilogy) foreign films, Scorsese, all good stuff. I love it all. Metropolis is the best film of all time. It's a 1920's German, science fiction silent film. *hipper than thou*

Indian raga. Blues. Jazz. Old School Gangsta Rap. I love music. It's my life. It's my soul. It's what I'm born to do. Shoot me a line about it. Or something. I don't care.

I love food. But I'm super picky. It's tragic. I love to cook. And isn't good food and good wine the epitome of human pleasure?
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
You! No, just kidding. I'm doing fine without you.

Curtis Mayfield's sweet soulful sounds.


The inferior, braindead masses over which I tower.

Sexy stuff

A reason
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
The Future. The Present. Architectural Ideas. Song Ideas. Movie Ideas. Business Ideas. Clothing Ideas. Ideas in general.

And Motorcycles!
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Exploring the moral squalor and decadence of the underbelly of our Western world
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I'm always quite surprised when I get my name/password correct on the 26,682 websites I have accounts on.
You should message me if
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You think I'm Sick brah!

P.S. this is all very tongue in cheek. I'm not a douchebag.