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28 Stone, UK Man

Man

I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 18–30
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 10:49am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 2″ (1.88m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Smokes
No
Drinks
Often
Drugs
Never
Religion
Atheism, and laughing about it
Sign
Aquarius, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Art / Music / Writing
Income
$20,000–$30,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I'm a complicated bloke in an uncomplicated shell. Haven't been in a relationship in at least a year and am finding it almost impossible to meet people via the traditional methods (considering I work from home, my friendship group has become worryingly incestuous and I'm not really a fan of 'clubbing').

To write anything else would surely be to give the game away. And where would be the fun in that?
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Right now I'm in 2 bands, one of which has just released a very well received album, I'm also in the midst of writing a novel. I pay the bills as a writer, primarily a music critic for a variety of websites and magazines but also (for my sins) am not adverse to the odd bit of mind numbingly dull copywriting work (guess which pays more?) and spend most of my free time either at the pub, writing music, off on random adventures or wasting time on movies, books and/or games (then again I'm with John Lennon, "time you enjoy wasting is not wasted"). Travelled extensively as part of a variety of bands (some good, some not so good) but only ever really saw the back of a van and a lot of dingy dressing rooms so I'm always up for a getaway to somewhere exotic... like Grimsby(sic).
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Musics, writing and very little else. Pub quizzes maybe? Oh I can finish Sonic 2 on the Mega Drive in under an hour with all 7 chaos emeralds! That impressive enough for ya?
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My overwhelmingly dry, sarcastic wit and perpetually shit beard.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
well this is gonna be a pretty long-winded section:-

Books - Mainly reading graphic novels at the moment to be honest (Y:The Last man, Sandman, Maus, anything by Alan Moore) but I love a good fantasy epic, most high concept science fiction (Iain Banks, Frank Herbert etc) and anything by Stephen King (Dark Tower books especially) Terry Pratchett, Philip Pulman or Stephen Fry. It's a dramatic cliche but my favourite book is probably catcher in the rye. if you were ever a 15 year old boy (and if you're reading this profile i damn sure hope you wern't!) you'd understand... Poetry's pretty nifty too.

Movies - mainly into independant cinema, occassionally i'll be asked to review a movie for work so i'm one of those irritating bastards who'll criticize even the most inconsequential plot-hole or character flaw in a movie. Favourite film of all time is without a doubt 'It's a Wonderful Life' because I'm a sap at heart. REALLY enjoyed a small Australian film called Mary and Max which i saw recently and i heartily recommend it to all and sundry. More into TV drama than movies these days.

Music - I live for music really. I could write an essay on this but I'll just say I love anything inspiring, be it rock, hip-hop, electronica, jazz, soul... whatever. I have room in my heart for anything. Right now (November 2013) my time is divided between the new albums from The National and Future of the Left. Also getting back into Frank Zappa and Tom Waits after years spent neglecting their genius. I wholeheartedly recommend all of them. Also if you've never heard 'Grace' by Jeff Buckley, do so right now because it's the most gorgeous thing you'll ever put between your ears.

TV (it's the new cinema dontcha know) - House, Supernatural, The Wire, The Walking Dead, Parks and Recreation, Breaking Bad, Dexter, Six Feet Under, Community, 30 Rock, Peep Show, It's Always Sunny in Philedelphia, Fringe, Lost, The Inbetweeners, Boardwalk Empire, Father Ted, Mad Men, The Simpsons, South Park, Futurama, Battlestar Galactica, Chuck, Family Guy, Nikita, Homeland, BOB'S fucking BURGERS!
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Guitars, Music, Guinness... Selotape...Pajamas...Jalapeño Poppers... this question's daft.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
hmmmmm
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Either down my local pub with a few friends, at a gig or at home lamenting my lack of dolla.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I've never been to Nando's
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
If you're willing to put up with a kind hearted yet mildly neurotic bloke with a tendency to spontaneously burst into song, give me a bell. You (probably) won't regret it.

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