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kid_koopa

27 M Brooklyn, NY

My Details

Last Online
Jul 28
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
Athletic
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Sign
Leo, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Art / Music / Writing
Income
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Likes dogs
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
Hello, ladies.

Originally from Connecticut. Went to school in Providence, RI. Been living in NYC and Brooklyn for 6 years.

In Korea people seem to find me ridiculously attractive, reactions in the United States are somewhat more modest.

When I was three years old my mom was trying to get me to eat some peas and I wouldn't. She was chasing me all over the kitchen and she finally got me cornered and I said I couldn't eat them, she asked why, and I said, "Threes don't eat peas." And she didn't make me eat them.
What I’m doing with my life
Doing the whole "I'm a writer" thing. I also produce comedy shows and Writer showcases.

Giving all the park slope moms a thrill by running shirtless in prospect park.

I've been known to yoga.
I’m really good at
Raconteuring

Stand-up Comedy

Dancing

Songwriting

Wiffleball
The first things people usually notice about me
I say whatever comes into my mind, for better or worse.

My smile.

Frequently told I have an unusual accent.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: Anything by Vonnegut. Catch-22, All the Pretty Horses, Song of Ice and Fire, Do Androids Dream of Electric Sheep?

Movies: Clueless may be the most underrated movie of our time.

Shows: Curb Your Enthusiasm, Breaking Bad, The Wire, Game of Thrones, Colbert, 30 Rock, BSG

Music: A huge part of my life and I love it all... except Ke$ha. I probably average two new albums every week. I've been listening to a ton of Future islands, Lumineers, Kendrick Lamar, and Frightened Rabbit lately.

Food: I love Buffalo Wings. I try to be adventurous with food but I definitely have my comfort foods. The craziest thing I've ever eaten was probably octupus tentacle (while it was still moving). it tasted okay, I'd eat it again.
The six things I could never do without
1. My computer (for writing)
2. Music (listening)
3. Music (creating)
4. Baby Carrots
5. Ninja Turtles
6. Unicorns
I spend a lot of time thinking about
How I'm a lazy failure, I need to work harder, I need to work more, and I should be famous by now.

That's only mostly true.
On a typical Friday night I am
Endearing myself to strangers and making a fool of myself in front of my friends... or writing.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I once had to go to the emergency room when I was a kid because I had stuck a washer up my nose. It's the only time I ever had to go to the hospital.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 19–31
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
You won't be happy with me
But, give me one more chance

You won't be happy anyway...

*Bonus if you know what that's from (without google's help)