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kidtiger

37 South Pasadena, CA Woman

Woman

I’m looking for

  • Everyone
  • Ages 27–50
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 9:21pm
Orientation
Bisexual
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 7″ (1.70m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Anything
Smokes
When drinking
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Religion
Atheism, and very serious about it
Sign
Scorpio, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Politics / Government
Income
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Spanish (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I'm trying this again. Either because I'm really desperate or really bored, I like to think it's the latter.

Circumstances have conspired to leave me with a lot of time on my hands, time that I should be putting to matters less...seamy. But let's not kid ourselves. Seamy is fun. Interesting. There are worse things to be than a pervert. At least perverts are curious about things, even though those things may be appealing to the lowest common denominator.

Many have tried to break me, tried to make an honest woman out of me, drag me kicking and scratching into their scathing mediocrity but soon learn once in captivity, I wilt. So they release me back into the wild so I can be free.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Dueling with Pushkin with a frostbitten hand.

When bored I tend to willfully make bad decisions if I think I'll get a good story out of it.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Being low-maintenance. I'm complicated I'd say but also really easy-going. I'm hard to shock. I laugh easily and often. I will probably secretly judge you regarding your political affiliations and lack of direct involvement in making our society better (Christ, if you don't even vote you're in for it) but not in an obvious, asshole kind of way. I'm too much of a Good Time Charlie for that.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My lips, my ass in a pair of tight jeans, and a sometimes tad too cavalier air.

My spirit animal is a cross between Bridget Bardot and a cheetah
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Books: Pynchon, Henry Miller, Anais Nin, Salinger, Rableais, Tibor Fischer, Sam Lipsyte, Mary Shelly, Vonnegut, Tolkien, George R. R. Martin, Dorothy Parker, Ezra Pound, T.S. Elliot, Gombrowicz, Buk, Neruda, David Fucking Thorne, off the top of my head....

Movies: Anything the Coen Brothers do usually makes me jump up and clap idiotically and emit strangled little sounds of happiness. I love film and am not too terribly pretentious about what I go see. I usually see more arty/indie flicks than blockbusters but I can get behind going to see an overblown ridiculous X-Men movie any day. I will go see anything John C. Reilly is in.

Music: Britpop, Indie, Jazz, Punk, Non-contemporary Country, Cheesy 80's, Gypsy-Punk, Classical, Opera, Death-Metal. Mahler, Pulp, Gogol Bordello, Tool, Billie Holiday, Beirut, Arctic Monkeys, Mars Volta, Johnny Cash, Blur, Chet Baker, Miles Davis, Thelonious Monk, Errol Garner, Elastica, Blossom Dearie, the Smiths, Blonde Redhead, the Black Lips, the Cure, Justin Timberlake, Patsy Cline, Air, Cat Power, Ariel Pink, Big Boi, Pavement, the Pixies, Antony and the Johnsons, M.I.A, the Dead Weather, Beck, PJ Harvey, Rilo Kiley, Interpol, Silversun Pickups....If it's bitchin I'm all over it.

I once walked out on a date when he told me he liked the band Phish.

Shows: Breaking Bad, Game of Thrones, Nurse Jackie, Weeds, the Borgias, Mad Men, Rome, Parks and Recreation, It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, The Killing, Aqua Teen Hunger Force, Children's Hospital, Tim & Eric's Awesome Show Great Job!, (Almost anything Adult Swim, really), Damages, Conan, Fringe, Daily Show, Colbert Report, Bill Maher, CRAP I WATCH TOO MUCH TV!

The Mighty Boosh also does funny things to me...
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
a laptop
my thigh high riding boots
a passport
art
furtive glances
hasty exits
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
How to more finely hone my craft as a Republican Slayer...

And

Travel, honestly. I'm no where happier than in an airport bar about to board a plane with a Bloody Mary in hand, about to embark on an adventure. The glut of travel I did in my 20's has given me very high standards regarding excitement. I demand fun from everything within grabbing distance. I fall in love with everything and everyone around me and vice versa when traveling. I've scaled walls in stiletto boots and skin tight dresses in London, I've ran with the cows in Switzerland, I've been serenaded by Australian gypsies in subterranean taverns in the Czech Republic while envisioning the same walls surrounding us dangling victims of medieval torture. Of course, this is all Old World traveling thus far.

Next stop, Peru, Belarus, Myanmar?
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Last one of note was Star Wars night (May 4th, may the 4th be with you) at a strip club. My Swedish lover was scandalized, he had never been to a strip club before.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I think I once slept with a retarded person

Also; one of the anagrams for my name, without cheating, is:
Do My Anal Taco
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
--you don't have a soul patch

--you've never used "lol" in your life except as a joke.

--accents are good, I'm esp susceptible to British ones

--gallows humor is your bread and butter

--you might have run into me at Occupy Wall Street

***You're more than likely not going to hear back from me if you're a lot younger (in your 20's) than I am, if you're more than 20% "enemy" because that probably means you're too conservative for me and I won't deal, if your message is a cut and paste job (we can tell, you dumbo's) or if you write something so painfully generic that I haven't the foggiest idea of how to address you. Just sayin.***