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kielparsons

31 Portland, OR Man

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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 21–32
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Mar 12
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Asian, Middle Eastern, Black, Native American, Indian, Pacific Islander, Hispanic / Latin, White, Other
Height
5′ 11″ (1.81m)
Body type
Fit
Diet
Smokes
No
Drinks
Rarely
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Other, and laughing about it
Sign
Scorpio, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Dropped out of space camp
Job
Art / Music / Writing
Income
More than $1,000,000
Status
Open relationship
Type
Offspring
Pets
Has dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Norwegian (Poorly)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Hmmm.....
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Yup, that's the million dollar question alright. I've been trying to answer that one for years. Drawing. Carrying on lengthy philosophical debates with my dogs in the wee hours of the morning. Sketching. Convincing myself that the guitar chops are getting better. Wandering off topic in the middle of the conversation into the dark and scary realms of speculative conspiracy. Thinking way too much. That sort of stuff.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Being a fucking wizard.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My dog is cooler than your dog.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Nerdy shit.

Probably while listening to Immortal.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
A lot of things, but I'm working on that.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
The grand designs that the Builders used to shape civilization.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Drawing or Painting.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Why is this question on here? And who really answers this truthfully? Is it a sliding scale in terms of severity, or shock value? Because we could go down that road, but without context, I imagine that shit could get wierd real fast.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
Okay. Criteria to be met (don't worry, I'm a reasonable person).

• You are familiar/comfortable with a D/s type relationship as an option if all of the proper chemistry is there.

• You are relatively emotionally stable.

• You are creatively inclined.

• You are confident/competent in your abilities, looks, and intelligence.

• You are open to the possibility of establishing a relationship with both a man and a woman (again, solely in the event that the chemistry necessary is present).

• You are a beautiful lady who enjoys the company of other beautiful ladies.

• You like Star Wars.

• You can hold your own when it comes to intense, stimulating, intellectual conversation.

• You know what BDSM stands for without googling it.

• Ok, and just for shits and giggles, who's your favorite fictional character, and why? It can be from any medium, mythology, or story, read , watched, studied or dreamed. Go on. Get nerdy.