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kierstenkatrice

22 F Portland, ME

My Details

Last Online
Apr 15
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Black, White
Height
5′ 7″ (1.70m)
Body Type
Thin
Diet
Mostly other
Smokes
No
Drinks
Often
Drugs
Religion
Buddhism, but not too serious about it
Sign
Leo, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Graduated from high school
Job
Sales / Marketing
Income
$50,000–$60,000
Relationship Status
Seeing Someone
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Has dogs and dislikes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Spanish (Okay)

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My self-summary
Seeing someone. Happily.
ENFP.
Old Soul.
Pesce-pollotarian.
Bad bitch, ride or die. The kind that's gonna love your mother.
I'm a girl that wants everything and doesn't know where to start... I have no idea what I'm looking for.
I'm a little all over the place, there are few things that don't interest me.
I've got a solid set of morals, I don't compromise them.
I believe in the idea that if it can be fixed, don't worry about it... and if it can't be fixed there's no point worrying about it. Hakuna Matata.
Laughter is my favorite medicine.
I enjoy cooking for people.
Music is my anchor.
I love to volunteer. Especially in South America.
I love language, using language; all sorts of language. I don't shy from "colorful" or crude expression.
I dislike rude self centered individuals and ignorance.
I believe in equal rights for all.
I believe in the power of positivity and the power of the universe. Om Nashi Me.
I'm a pit bull advocate, (Punish the deed, not the breed) with a soft spot for every animal.
What I’m doing with my life
Working, traveling and volunteering! thinking seriously about moving to Brooklyn
I’m really good at
Finding crude humor in every situation.
The first things people usually notice about me
My straight forward, slightly abrasive, yet sweet demeanor. But also, people tend to know right away if I don't like them.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Middle shelf of my bookshelf consists of: The Last Season- Eric Blehm. Orcs: Army of Shadows- Stan Nicholls. The Great Gatsby- Fitzgerald. A Happy Death- Albert Camus. The Seat of the Soul- Gary Zukav. Half Broke Horses- Jeannette Walls. Barron's 501 Spanish Verbs. (Personal Journal). The Prophet- Kahlil Gibran. Blood of Elves- Andrzej Sapkowski. 1984- George Orwell. (Personal Journal). 150 Classic Cocktails. (Personal Journal). Old Souls- Tom Shroder. The Te of Piglet- Benjamin Hoff. Pride and Prejudice and Zombies- Austen and Grahame-Smith. Tao Te Ching- Stephen Mitchell. Stolen Thunder- Climo/Koshkin. ........Picked a random shelf. Went with it. This says everything about me and nothing about me all at the same time.

I love a good Tarantino film. I enjoy swords, sutures and sandals. Give me grit. Heavy on the profanity, please. I'll never say no to a documentary, and I'm never too old for classic Disney. Movies that make me laugh are good in my book, and I will always enjoy dry humor.

Into Hulu and Netflix. I enjoy Misfits, Whites, Bones, Walking Dead, Portlandia, New Girl, Game of Thrones, Californication, Workaholics... etc

I like to paint to Artists like Bon Iver. I clean to a Thurston Harris Pandora station. Frank Ocean and similar artists are my default sex jams. Mayer Hawthorne is too, a panty melter. I drive to The Lumineers and the like.
I secretly love 80s hair metal. Asa and friends for when I'm getting ready. Artists like Ray Lamontagne put a little wiggle in my step and make me want a glass of wine. Juan Magon and Shakira give me honest hips. Groups like Chromeo and Cherub get into me like tequila. Lana Del Ray should be my girlfriend, Lykke Li can come too. I want to hike with Rusted Root. I would make Josh Turner the "happiest man in the world". I want my next relationship to sound like an Iron and Wine song. I get excited when we've got Michael Jackson Spotify Radio playing at work. I'm not hard to please with music.

Pesce-pollotarian.
The six things I could never do without
1. My family, especially my little sister.
2. Ella- my lovely, lovely mutt
3. A good book.
4. A sense of humor.
5. Stouts. Gin. Whiskey, lots.
6. The opportunity/ability/health to travel.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Seeing the world. Beards. What I'm going to eat next. Things to paint. My next tattoo. What my dog could be thinking about. Where babies come from. Motorcycle rides. How to convince people to use less plastic. Seattle? Chicago? Brooklyn?
On a typical Friday night I am
Wherever my boyfriend is playing music, and Infinity, at some point. With the best of friends.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I've got a condition called POTS. Tends to complicate things.
I’m looking for
  • Everybody
  • Ages 23–32
  • Near me
  • For new friends
You should message me if
If you're a musician and maybe have something to offer the Portland music scene. You understand I've got as boyfriend. Who I'm quite fond of. You can talk beer with me. Oh, and fuck off if you're homophobic, or play into/believe the stereotypes about pit bulls... I promise we won't get along.