I am unpredictable, smart, and sarcastic.
My Self-Summary
Spewed into the world by a nurse and ex footballer, my parents had
no idea what they were getting into with me. I wore glasses at the
age of two and wandered into a lot of door handles prior to this as
an unfortunate result. I have a scar on my forehead - but I'm no
Harry Potter.
I've always been imaginative and had a sinister sense of humour but
I love animals, probably more than people.
What I’m doing with my life
University, lots of writing, meditation classes (I'm a beginner.)
I’m really good at
Naming obscure songs and when they were produced/released
Creating awkward moments in social situations
Singing
Dancing on my own
Winning arguments
The first things people usually notice about me
My eyes, my legs, my 'refreshing sarcasm', my sense of humour.
My favorite books, movies, music, and food
(Peers at bookshelf)
Haruki Murakami,
Irvine Welsh,
Sylvia Plath,
Banana Yoshimoto - Jodi
Picoult is shit.
Music ranges from 60's folk to French electropop, 80's new wave,
spangley, spacious guitars, anything somber with a beat,
really.
I like
Stanley
Kubrick a lot. First time I saw '2001' I lot my brain.
I'm a vegetarian.
The six things I could never do without
My pug-cross (dog).
Coffee (I make the best kind myself.)
Wit in everyday life.
My bookshelf (where would they all go?)
French toast.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Love, music, annoying realities of everyday life, sex, the
universe, oh, and my own magnificent jaw.
Editors
On a typical Friday night I am
Out with friends, releasing a lot of social spew and then curling
in my bed by 3.30 with my dog. I get tired of big social things
after a while. More of a lone wolf, really.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit here
I've had a bit of a harrowing past that's made me the strong person
I am today. Essentially... I'm no spring chicken! As in, not naive,
etc.
You should message me if
You enjoy reading (Bryce Courteney doesn't count!)
Are a nerd
Are very tall
Love music, appreciate art
Like a good debate
Don't want to stay indoors all the time and get stoned/drunk (past
experience, heh.)
Don't take yourself too seriously