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34 F San Francisco, CA

I’m looking for

  • Men who like women
  • Ages 27–38
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Sep 25
5′ 5″ (1.65m)
Body Type
Strictly anything
Agnosticism, and very serious about it
Graduated from masters program
Entertainment / Media
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Mostly monogamous
Wants kids
Dislikes dogs and dislikes cats
English (Fluently), Russian (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I'm warm and sensitive and at times temperamental. I cry at most movie previews. I am from Massachusetts, and I drive that way. I will try absolutely anything once. I'm an oversharer. I like to climb things. I suffer from chronic indecisiveness. I can talk to almost anyone about almost anything. I am very partial to Apple computers. I prefer to travel alone. I often use ellipses because I think they make me sound kinder. I truly love very few, but when I do, I am fiercely loyal.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I've been told I'm a "vibe agent." You can ask me what that means in person...
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Parallel parking. Shooting pool. Getting strangers to talk about incredibly personal things. Boggle. Copy editing. Karaoke.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Septum ring, eyes, my orange cowboy boots.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
(a) The Autobiography of Red, The History of Love, Someday this Pain will be Useful to you, Everything is Illuminated, Middlesex, A New Earth, The Rosy Crucifixtion, Hunger Games, anything by Kim Addonizio, Matthew Dickman, Rilke.

(b) Reality Bites, Lost in Translation, Adventures in Babysitting, Across the Universe, Get Him to the Greek-like comedies, indie dramedies.

(c) Daily Show, New Girl, Mindy Project, Looking.

(d) My Of Monsters and Men Pandora station, Broken Social Scene, Billie Holiday, Stars, Florence & the Machine, Pixies, Bon Iver, The Lumineers, Imaginary Cities, Album Leaf, Rolling Stones, old 20s jazz.

(e) Margaritas, lobster, cheese, pho, Fireball whiskey.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Pens, wheels, liquor, kissing, coastline, sunshine.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
My tenuous relationship to time.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Drinking a whiskey and soda at a dive bar. (Or drinking a whiskey and soda at home in front of a Redbox romantic comedy.)
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Last time I answered this question honestly, I got a whole lot of unwelcome messages.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You're a neurotic, East Coast Jew. You have veins and a mohawk, but cry easily. You can tell me something I've never heard before. You're basically Nick Miller on New Girl. (At the risk of coming across as superficial, I'm not likely to respond if you don't have a picture.)