I'm warm and sensitive and at times temperamental. I cry at most
movie previews. I am from Massachusetts, and I drive that way. I
will try absolutely anything once. I'm an oversharer. I like to
climb things. I suffer from chronic indecisiveness. I can talk to
almost anyone about almost anything. I am very partial to Apple
computers. I prefer to travel alone. I often use ellipses because I
think they make me sound kinder. I truly love very few, but when I
do, I am fiercely loyal.
What I’m doing with my life
I've been told I'm a "vibe agent." You can ask me what that means
I’m really good at
Parallel parking. Shooting pool. Getting strangers to talk about
incredibly personal things. Boggle. Copy editing. Karaoke.
The first things people usually notice about me
That half my hair is missing...
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
(a) The Autobiography of Red, The History of Love, Someday this
Pain will be Useful to you, Everything is Illuminated, Middlesex, A
New Earth, The Rosy Crucifixtion, Hunger Games, anything by Kim
Addonizio, Matthew Dickman, Rilke.
(b) Reality Bites, Lost in Translation, Adventures in Babysitting,
Across the Universe, Get Him to the Greek-like comedies, indie
(c) Daily Show, Parenthood, Mindy Project, Looking.
(d) Wild Belle, Broken Social Scene, Billie Holiday, Stars,
Florence & the Machine, Pixies, The Lumineers, Imaginary
Cities, Album Leaf, Miranda Lambert, Rolling Stones, Motown, old
(e) Tequila, lobster, cheese, ramen, Fireball whiskey.
The six things I could never do without
Pens, wheels, liquor, kissing, coastline, sunshine.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
My tenuous relationship to time.
On a typical Friday night I am
I wish I could say there's no such thing as a typical Friday night,
but these days I'm
probably at a bar.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
Last time I answered this question honestly, I got a whole lot of
You should message me if
You're a neurotic, East Coast Jew. You have veins and a mohawk, but
cry easily. You can tell me something I've never heard before.
You're basically Nick Miller on New Girl. (At the risk of coming
across as superficial, I'm not likely to respond if you don't have