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26 M Troy, MI

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 18–26
  • Near me
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Today – 6:02pm
Body Type
Strictly anything
Agnosticism, and laughing about it
Virgo, but it doesn’t matter
Graduated from university
Science / Engineering
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
Likes dogs and likes cats
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
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I like doing social experiments like super glueing quarters to the floor at the mall; or holding a door open for someone when they are far enough behind me where they have to run for it to not seem rude towards my polite gesture. maybe putting 30 gallons of mr. bubble and laundry detergent in an outdoor fountain. Standing uncomfortably close to people in elevators is fun but I especially enjoy yelling "what are you running from?" at joggers when I drive by them.

I hate mannequins and alligators. demon beasts
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
recently started flying hot air balloons with my buddy
opening a side business in design consulting
training for an iron man trying to learn italian (very bad at foreign languages, not going well)
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
to write anything here would be to give up on that subject. im really good at nothing but aspiring to be great at everything
The first things people usually notice about me
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my undeniable charm and my natural proclivity towards stripping.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
i read way too many books to try and list. same with shows, i kind of like indie and anything that sounds good i guess, i'm a meat-a-tarian its a life choice, you have to stick to it.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
-being able to witness the minor injuries of random strangers (running into doors, tripping hard, missing that last stair, etc). I will laugh everytime
-captain planet
-A/C (dear lord I swear I should've been born in fucking iceland)
-ceiling fans
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
When I was a kid, I used to think quicksand was gonna be a lot bigger problem then it turned out to be. I thought that stuff was gonna be everywhere.

why did the flintstones celebrate christmas?

why are there gender designations on single person bathrooms?

what language do deaf people think in? or do they just think in pictures and experience associations?

why is the panda a symbol for chinese food restaurants? it makes me seem like im eating panda, Would panda taste good?

we are leaps and bounds ahead of when we were cavemen yet we still give our mates shiny rocks to win their affection.

i find it odd that women contain a small factory located in their abdomen for the facilitation and reproduction of our species.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I have a very deep scar in the shape of a jagged X under my right eye It's about the size of a quarter. It proves I should stick to just riding motorcycles instead of thinking I can fix them.