Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Yeah, I'm an empty person. Just a walking black hole that absorbs
insatiably without giving back. More. More. More. I live a
completely shallow existence; A slave to my addictions to nicotine,
alcohol and pumping iron.
More. More. More.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Complete devotion to hedonism.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
The obvious abuse I put my mind and body through.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
I don't read books anymore, at least not lately. I don't go to the
movies anymore, because I hate sharing experiences with strangers.
I don't watch shows anymore, because I have no time for them.
As for music, I enjoy good music. Makes the daily turbidity of life
a little more bearable.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Nothing. Everything is disposable.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Not really. I don't like thinking because it leads to ideas that
tend to turn sour.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
You should message me if
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