Call me what you want.
I don't have a habit of broadcasting my name
to a place containing over a million people.
Names are overrated anyway.
Ask my opinion on anything
and you're bound to get me talking.
If you're 30 and over
and messaging me on this site, that's just weird.
Moving rapidly on...
So that's me.
I hate Paramore and Motion City Sountrack.
I am very much in love with video games,
even if I'm horrible at them.
I love to take long drives.
I love to eat.
I hate the word /rawr/.
If you use the phrase /rock my socks/
within 10 miles of me
I will snap each and every disc in your spine.
But that doesn't mean I am anything original.
Oh, and one more thing.
You're not that nice.
Thanks for listening if you got this far.