Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I love my life. I have been caller number thirteen and won myself a
Bill Nye the Science Guy action figure. Last Saturday I danced the
honky tonk with President Obama. I migrated to Ottawa after finding
myself an outlaw in Korea. Before, you ask, yes the “good” Korea,
North Korea. All hail the dear leader! Since I needed a new
occupation in my exile, I decided to pursue a PhD in Psychology so
I can beat psychics at their own predictions.
I’m fortunate enough to be very well travelled; my super secret job
for the dear leader provided many perks including clandestine
travels. I have experienced and learned many things while doing
this. For example, I recently discovered that a very small cucumber
is called a gherkin. I know that Tylenol is just as effective in
mending a heartache than a tub of Ben and Jerry’s (although not as
tasty). And to my dismay, I discovered that against common wisdom,
two girls in a catfight will not randomly start kissing. Most
importantly, I found out the answer to the eternal question, why
the damn chicken crossed the road.
Why should you message me? Because, I am all in favor for
spontaneity providing it is carefully planned and ruthlessly
controlled. I’m also a great listener, wait sorry, could you repeat
what you said? I’m also a 5-star Michelen chef. My chicken noodle
soup tastes EXACTLY like Campbells Chicken Noodle Soup. I’m also
much more awesomer than the last guy that messaged you, and if I
was the last person, that's like super awesome! Yes I do love my
mother, do my own laundry and I am wearing clean clothes as I am
writing this. And yet… I find myself single.
If you don’t take yourself too seriously, sporty rather than posh,
cute rather than hot, curious rather than scared, social rather
than introspective, happy rather than content, I would like to meet
you. Send me a wink or email and I’ll do the rest ;) <-- Example
of the said wink.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Being an academic lifer, I am never leaving University. It's by
choice however and not because I can't pass PSYC 4000... maybe...
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
I'm a great conversationalist in mime
Tracking the legendary unicorn that is said to be brown and
The first things people usually notice about me
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Also, that I look awfully a lot like the dear leader of North Korea
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
I absolutely adore pop-up books and I refuse to read anything else!
As for movies, I like to stick to classics such as any movie that
was made for a view master.
In regards to shows, you can't go wrong with any puppet shows
unless you're young and it's an Elmo puppet... things can go
terribly wrong if that's the case...
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
- Mr. Snugglebears
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
When the heck Dany and her dragons are finally going to land in
Westeros... seriously they are big enough to fly now!
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
making plans to take over the world mwahahahah!!!
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I have purchased and read all of Twilight.
You should message me if
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If you'd like to be my Pinky to my Brain.
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