I’m fortunate enough to be very well travelled; my super secret job for the dear leader provided many perks including clandestine travels. I have experienced and learned many things while doing this. For example, I recently discovered that a very small cucumber is called a gherkin. I know that Tylenol is just as effective in mending a heartache than a tub of Ben and Jerry’s (although not as tasty). And to my dismay, I discovered that against common wisdom, two girls in a catfight will not randomly start kissing. Most importantly, I found out the answer to the eternal question, why the damn chicken crossed the road.
Why should you message me? Because, I am all in favor for spontaneity providing it is carefully planned and ruthlessly controlled. I’m also a great listener, wait sorry, could you repeat what you said? I’m also a 5-star Michelen chef. My chicken noodle soup tastes EXACTLY like Campbells Chicken Noodle Soup. I’m also much more awesomer than the last guy that messaged you, and if I was the last person, that's like super awesome! Yes I do love my mother, do my own laundry and I am wearing clean clothes as I am writing this. And yet… I find myself single.
If you don’t take yourself too seriously, sporty rather than posh, cute rather than hot, curious rather than scared, social rather than introspective, happy rather than content, I would like to meet you. Send me a wink or email and I’ll do the rest ;) <-- Example of the said wink.