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I will inexplicably bind you to me in the course of this summary, and I shall do it... inexplicably and completely.

I am at one with muses on good days. I dance in the rain, only when it rains. I sing with the radio indiscriminately, because the lyrics don't matter anyways. I am so beautifully humble and modest that you will fall madly for me. Yes.

But you are getting yourself in deep sir or madame. Yes, I am not picky of sirs and madames. There are bigger things to care about. I am extremely low maintenance, not clingy, and somewhat emasculating. I am blunt, yet impassioned for people. I will not hurt you if I can, nay... I take the fall myself.

I don't build walls around my mind to ideas, only people. Wall-scalers wanted. And along those lines, I expect free-thought, openness, creativity, geekiness, intellect, and butt tons of sarcasm. I like laughing, so you probably should as well.

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I write, I draw, I take pictures with other people's cameras since I can't afford one. I study, and strangely, I'm the kind of ridiculous who enjoys school. I play with language, I misspell when I feel it makes a point. I think writers should feel free to do with grammar what they will, and rape it if will commands. I believe there are no rules to creativity.

I am a world traveller. I have been to a total of one country, and several states. But I am just getting my start. Yes, one day I will drink sake in Japan and scotch in Scotland. You must be willing to get drunk in foreign countries.

And in conclusion, you must be.

I'm at the University of West Georgia. I study Theatre and French and anything else I can explain as an elective easily. I love the creativity involved in characterization, so call me a geek. I am a hoss in the theatre's scene shop, constructing sets. I will out circ saw you any day of the week. And that's a promise. I'm training to become a scenic artist.

Lots of things, but not outstanding at too much. I'm a painter by trade, but a scenic painter so it's very different. I've been published a few times, so I guess writing is on the list. Acting is there too, I still get cast. I'm good at bsing essays and analyzing everything. Philosophizing is a strong point.

Paint-covered pants.... Some people like my hair, others my eyes.... Others just say I'm pale and be done with it.

Is this space big enough?

Books: Harry Potter, Augusten Burroughs, Chuck Klosterman, David Sedaris, Tim O'Brien, manga, fanfiction? Much more, much much more....

Movies: Shaun of the Dead, Team America, Harry Potters, The Prestige, Charlie Bartlet, Fight Club, The Emperor's New Groove... That's not all of them, but that's a brief summary of my range...

Music: Japanese fun metal, J-rock, German rock, lots of foreign stuff, Dresden Dolls, Queen, anything inherently fun...

Food: Watermelon, Salmon, sushi, cereal, pizza rolls!

My writing notebook
Toshi (my laptop) with internet
Probably food... yeah, I might die
Soft, warm socks
Books
Ideas

metaphors, characters, various denizens, superheros, not so super heros, anything nearby, anything I can't touch, anything I can, you know... the usual...

trying to relax every muscle in my body

Most of my fantasies include two men. And I am usually not in them.

Editors

• truelyniceguy

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But there's more, don't get too excited. Don't message me so I can reassure you of your value in this world. Do that for yourself first, then find me. Don't message me if you want sex alone. I have a vibrator for that, and it knows what I like more than you do, I promise. Don't message me for open relationships, relationships with your and your spouse or significant other. Don't message me just to ask me for any im sn's. Work at it, girls appreciate that. Don't message me if you are farther than an hour away, because while I'm sure you're a great person and we may be compatible, I'm not in the mood for ripping myheart out for something that won't work. Because it won't. The end.