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kimonomyhaus

28 F Brooklyn, NY

I’m looking for

  • Guys who like girls
  • Ages 27–38
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 4:12am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 0″ (1.52m)
Body Type
Curvy
Diet
Mostly vegan
Smokes
No
Drinks
Often
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Catholicism, and laughing about it
Sign
Capricorn, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Construction
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Likes dogs and has cats
Speaks
English, Spanish

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My self-summary
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What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Just trying to be a decent, awake person. But for bread and health insurance, I design jewelry for a private line that is then bought by brands.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Making Halloween costumes and cooking Cajun food
The first things people usually notice about me
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I'm short and I have no poker face.

I also have a doppelganger so you may have seen her out and about. I think her name is Michelle as that is what some dude who entered a really risky existential debate with me outside some baloney bushwick gallery called me. Now he had obviously had some intimate encounter with Michelle and she was just not into him.

Anyways, the exchange left him, (in front of his friends, mind you) thinking Michelle would deny him like Peter in public rather than he maybe had the wrong girl. Hubris is a hell of a drug.

There have been a few other exchanges of people seeing her or me but that was by far the most bizarre.

UPDATE: Michelle and I apparently go to the same laundromat now bc they have tried to give me her drop off bag.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Didion, Giovanni, Tartt, Garcia Marquez

Deconstructing Harry, Return to Oz, Enter the Dragon

Bob's Burgers

If it gets played at a roller skating rink, I'm into it. Or if it's music created by people who are inspired by drugs and music played at roller rinks.

My dad randomly sent me alder planks. The banana and eel roll at Pine Tree does not get enough praise.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Curiosity
Direct Selection (A)
the sunday phone call to my parents
cayenne pepper
fresh flowers
power tools
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
commie pinko stuff
whether I locked the door or not.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Well tonight, I got in a k-hole about KC and the Sunshine Band while eating a plate of raw fish and I would say that's pretty typical.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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New Age freakaleak.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You're literate and nice to waiters.

Please don't live in Williamsburg/Bushwick. It's a neighborhood/mentality for rats, cocaine and kidding yourself.