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36 M Seattle, WA

I’m looking for

  • Women who like men
  • Ages 30–38
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
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5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
Not at all
Other, and laughing about it
Scorpio, and it’s fun to think about
Graduated from masters program
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids, but wants them
Likes dogs and likes cats

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My self-summary
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One foot goes in front of the other...and suddenly you are there!

Landed in Seattle via London and New York City. Born amidst the bustle of Spokane. I'm excited about the world and I want to see it. Whether (Wether---spelling correction. I had been spelling it this way but turns out the definition of wether is a castrated ram. Oh the joys of putting ourselves out here for interweb dating) it's a trip to Dairy Queen or a last second flight to NYC. Weekend trips are my favorite.

I find humor in life and you can usually count on me to tell a joke (often a dirty one, but I try to tell those at the proper times. I'm sometimes successful at that proposition). I'm passionately driven in the things I do. Sometimes those things are unorthodox

I'm looking for something commited and real, with an outlook towards the future. I want to do anything for someone and I want to have someone who would do anything for me. Bonnie and Clyde. Except without the criminal activity.

I teach High School Special Education. I run a school to work program. Helping kids turn themselves into employees of the future! That way when the students leave high school they can do something cool like hold a job and live independently! Hooray. It's a pretty nice gig most of the time!

I am currently training to run a marathon in an inflatable sumo suit (yes, really). I ran the NYC marathon this year. I also recently completed a half iron man triathalon.

I try not to make decisions based in fear. Taking a leap of faith can be scary, but I choose to take these leaps rather than always sticking to what I know for risk of failure.

Invention, my dear friends, is 93% perspiration, 6% electricity, 4% evaporation, and 2% butterscotch ripple. That's 105%.
What I’m doing with my life
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Thinking and actively engaging with the idea that when we share our humanity with another human being, we irrevocably alter their humanity by letting them into our own. That's a big responsibility.

Filling my days with plays, shows, music, art and culture. Finding tranquility and peace through running and biking. Enjoying every sandwich.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Dirty limericks. Baking without making a mess. The Moonwalk. Laughing at my own jokes.
The first things people usually notice about me
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Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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The Mountain Goats, Warren Zevon, Top 40, 90's metal.

King of the Hill, Old gregg! Six feet Under

Sherman Alexie, David Sedaris, Roald Dahl,

The Iron Giant, Cohen Brothers, 28 days later, Planet Earth, Post Apocalyptic films.

Breakfast is a really fucking great meal.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
How things are constructed, both socially and physically. I like to think about the idea that no matter where you go in the world, every place in the world is in the end just a place in the world.

Things I already know. Insularity is no way to engage with life. A life lived is one examined and embraced, one where in the high's are cherished and revisted with perspective beauty. This is however only one part of a beautiful life. The pain and disappointment of the journey must also be sought out and delved into. In order to step through your shadow, you must confront and reconcile within yourself the existence of your shadow. This is a proposition wrought with difficulty. Insularity provides a warm cover under which to hide from self reflection and the painful revelations it sometimes invokes.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Going with the swerve. Getting hot and bothered looking at landscape painting.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I shot the 600 pound professional wrestler Andre the Giant with a rubberband when I was a child. He was an amazing man and I've always felt bad about it. I hope I see him in another time and place so I can tell him I'm sorry.
I don't drink...but I'm friends with people who do.
You should message me if
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The following questions seem like worthwhile ones to you.
What are you willing to struggle for? What burden do you want? What pain can you sustain?
You like going to plays and musicals. You consider yourself dangerous, people have called you dangerous, you are unequivocally dangerous. Achtung. You like the idea of actually meeting up. You look forward to someday having a nice little family.