I'm a person. I do person-type things as most people do.
I can only guarantee that I am as much of a person as you are.
I really like moths (a lot more than I like butterflies) and bugs that are green.
My favorite words are juxtaposition, aesthetic, and (most of all) lovely.
Amelie, Annie Hall, Amadeus, Shortbus.
Orphan Black. Rick and Morty. Over the Garden Wall. Six Feet Under.
Jangly guitars, Banjos, Fuzz, Cute lyrics, Harmonies - separate or in conjunction.
How much I want a dog (read: a lot)
I'm a recent cancer survivor.
You like dogs. Yes. It's that important.
You believe in feminism/are a feminist. This is even more important.
You dig belle and sebastian.
You'd like to play music with me.
You like word puns.
You'd like to go on bike rides with me.
You'll dance with me to Billie Holiday songs.
You agree that Donald Duck is the best Disney character of all time.
You understand the significance of the interrobang.