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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 55-62
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Yesterday – 5:58am
5' 9" (1.75m)
Body Type
Average build
Not at all
Working on University
Doesn’t want kids
Has cats
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I think Gilbert Gottfried should be named king of the world. I enjoy getting lost on backroads of this country, at least I think I do, I usually do it going to and from Sturgis every summer. If I hear anybody say a person, place or thing "pushes the envelope" I want to hit them with a rolled up newspaper. I'd rather sit and watch the sunset leave the "long walks on the beach" for the other romantic devils.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
looking for a 6' pookah named Harvey
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Blaming other people for things I did wrong and signaling aliens from my roof at night
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
that I am not a slave to fashion. my pants are not pajamas darn it
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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books non fiction hopefully printed in English . If they come with their own crayons thats an added bonus.Music a heavy metal type of calypso with polka accordian solos
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
food, clothing, shelter, indoor plumbing, 3 stooges and xm radio
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
how to go on a 5,000 mi. motorcycle trip without getting lost
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Trying to figure out why SNL isn't on
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
That I am not as stupid as I look. Thank god!
You should message me if
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you are not a deranged serial killer and if you have auditory hallucinations they tell you to go to the beach instead killing the person next to you, especially if its me.