I think Gilbert Gottfried should be named king of the world. I enjoy getting lost on backroads of this country, at least I think I do, I usually do it going to and from Sturgis every summer. If I hear anybody say a person, place or thing "pushes the envelope" I want to hit them with a rolled up newspaper. I'd rather sit and watch the sunset leave the "long walks on the beach" for the other romantic devils.

looking for a 6' pookah named Harvey

Blaming other people for things I did wrong and signaling aliens from my roof at night

that I am not a slave to fashion. my pants are not pajamas darn it

books non fiction hopefully printed in English . If they come with their own crayons thats an added bonus.Music a heavy metal type of calypso with polka accordian solos

food, clothing, shelter, indoor plumbing, 3 stooges and xm radio

how to go on a 5,000 mi. motorcycle trip without getting lost

Trying to figure out why SNL isn't on

That I am not as stupid as I look. Thank god!

you are not a deranged serial killer and if you have auditory hallucinations they tell you to go to the beach instead killing the person next to you, especially if its me.