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kindo49

58 M Englewood, FL

My Details

Last Online
Today – 2:45pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Height
5′ 9″ (1.75m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Smokes
No
Drinks
Not at all
Drugs
Never
Religion
Sign
Education
Working on university
Job
Income
$50,000–$60,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t want kids
Pets
Has cats
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
I think Gilbert Gottfried should be named king of the world. I enjoy getting lost on backroads of this country, at least I think I do, I usually do it going to and from Sturgis every summer. If I hear anybody say a person, place or thing "pushes the envelope" I want to hit them with a rolled up newspaper. I'd rather sit and watch the sunset leave the "long walks on the beach" for the other romantic devils.
What I’m doing with my life
looking for a 6' pookah named Harvey
I’m really good at
Blaming other people for things I did wrong and signaling aliens from my roof at night
The first things people usually notice about me
that I am not a slave to fashion. my pants are not pajamas darn it
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
books non fiction hopefully printed in English . If they come with their own crayons thats an added bonus.Music a heavy metal type of calypso with polka accordian solos
The six things I could never do without
food, clothing, shelter, indoor plumbing, 3 stooges and xm radio
I spend a lot of time thinking about
how to go on a 5,000 mi. motorcycle trip without getting lost
On a typical Friday night I am
Trying to figure out why SNL isn't on
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
That I am not as stupid as I look. Thank god!
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 51–57
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
you are not a deranged serial killer and if you have auditory hallucinations they tell you to go to the beach instead killing the person next to you, especially if its me.