DISCLAIMER:

I'm a sarcastic smartass. Simple as that. I am nice...but the ass streak does show every now and then. Being polite to some people just isn't cutting it anymore. Just being upfront and honest, since I am a horrible liar. Now, on to my profile and such.

I tend to be very optimistic about a lot of things, even when there seems to be no hope. I love to be random, loud, crazy, and spontaneous. I like to live outside the norm, do my own thing, and not care what other people think. A big hang-up for me is that whole image thing....I can't stand for someone to tell me that what I do is not accepted by society. Society can kiss it. I can be very shameless at times, so if you're the reserved type, and get embarrassed easily, you might want to steer clear of me.

As far as my personality and habits are concerned, I am not much of a planner, I procrastinate, and I tend to do things on impulse(kinda redundant from the first paragraph, huh?). I hate dressing up to go out, but if I really have to, I will. I'm more of a go-with-the-flow-type guy, not worrying about or planning for tomorrow, but always looking forward to it...if that makes sense. This does not mean I'm lazy or irresponsible, I just don't look at life though paranoid eyes.

My theory is that things happen for a reason, you may have control as far as setting things in motion, but as soon as you engage the throttle, you're basically in autopilot hoping things work the way you intended.

And that is where faith comes in. I'm not saying faith in the religious sense, I'm saying faith as in being able to trust and believe in yourself, and others.

With that being said, I am not very religious. If you are the church-going/God-fearing type and expect your other half to do the same, then please bypass me.

I don't bash other people's beliefs and expect them to conform to mine. If you respect my views, I will respect yours.

I have always had a thing for Caucasian chicks....I'm not saying that I am not interested in any other type/ethnicity/etc, it is just a preference of mine...but don't let that stop you from messaging me. I like women of many shapes and sizes...just not all. I do have to have some sort of standard....most of the time, right?

Working at Le Targe't

Looking for fun and awesome people like myself to shoot the breeze with. If you cant keep up, just let me know, I can throw on brakes and slow down a bit for you. :D

I'm also reorganizing my large music collection....anyone care to help or even add to it? I love me some tunes!

Drawing, cooking, giving advice,playing video games and making other people feel good about themselves. I'm also a jokester, so I will definitely put a smile on your face(or die trying). I'm also good at fixing a great deal of things and problems...but what guy isn't? (DON'T ANSWER THAT).

It would have to be my exorbitant cup that runneths over with personality. Alot of people say that I am very charismatic.....I just don't know how they ever came to THAT conclusion....hah.

I love books dealing with science, nature, ecology, porno mags, comics, manga, you name it. if its interesting, I'll read it.

Im a great at cooking up awesome dishes, so I like almost all kinds of food. I'll try anything once.

I am a SUPREME music buff, I love all kinds of music....well, I can tolerate some country, but damn, the truck and wife/husband stories have got to stop! Boot Scootin' Boogie is alright in my book. Yes, I know who Brooks and Dunn is. Lol. Oh and being able to HEAR the song is important as well. Bass is good, but shouldn't be overdone. I hate New Rap. The hell are they rapping about? lol I also like Blast Action Heroes...I know its German, but I don't really care. Good music is good music. Thank you to a person I seriously messed up with for showing me this band. Only if I could tun back time...but I can't.

As far as movies are concerned, anything with a lot of of action, comedy, drama, blood, etc...Im also an anime buff. points to you if you know what it is.

Im not a big fan of chick flicks(a.k.a. The Notebook) since Im really not into the the whole 'crying cuz thats so sweet' bit.

Friends....the real ones that I have.
Excitement
Sustenance
Freedom Of Expression
My Window to the outside world
Literature and the Arts

Random things....and why most people don't seem to 'get' me. Problem is, what would you do if you did get me? Will I be used then thrown away? Will I grow? Hell, maybe I will implode on myself once I have been figured out(Rumplestiltskin Complex).....oh and boobs. I like boobs.

Why is Gaegogi a delicacy in Korea? They would make great pets!
안녕, 잘 지냈어....lol

Driving around town with the top down(when it's warm), blasting Alternative Metal in the ghetto...having all the 'Hood' folks look at me like I'm nuts....you have to try it sometime. No....really I mean it. :D

Ask and I might tell.....I might tell you too much if I like ya.....lol.

You can deal with my randomness, my sense of humor...don't wanna explain myself all the time because that makes for boredom.