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My self-summary Propose an edit

Hello boy and girls, I'm 20 [21](now 22) and I'm from Sheffield- the one in England. But I'm going to university in Nottingham (also: England), so sometimes I live there. I used to enjoy beating people up in my spare time, but now I'm convinced there is no such thing as 'spare time'; I still beat people up though! A lot [when I don't have too much work]. It's really very fun [when you're not getting harassed] and you shouldn't underestimate it. (Just don't blame me when you get in trouble.) I don't drink anymore (no, not at all) [just the occasional Baileys], so I don't enjoy getting 1664 out of the fridge and drinking it, or cocktails. I do like Apple and Melon Jay Twenties though [not anymore]. Yum yum.

What I'm doing with my life Propose an edit

I'm studying Graphic Design at Nottingham Trent Uni. It's the second best course in the country apparently, the first outside of London (which smells, so who would want to go there anyway?). I still don't think it's that great, but I did do a brilliant video project once [and now my third year's kicked in, which is ten times better, but hard. fucking. work].

I worked as a bar wench, and I like bar work, but I don't like the insane back-stabbing that goes around in the business, so I want to work as a lumber jack instead [still sounds like a plan, Stan]. Until I get rich that is, making pictures [HA- as if; mildly afloat].

Apart from that I want to better myself with a first aid course [done, now I could resuscitate YOU (don't trust me)] and do some voluntary work. All I need now is MORE TIME in the week [more time every DAY, please].

I'm really good at Propose an edit

Making terrible jokes and messing around. Over-analyzing things, typing too much. And dancing like an idiot, especially to music that I don't like [fuck dancing man, I'm TIRED].

The first thing(s) people usually notice about me Propose an edit

I don't think people see me straight away, I'm below eye level [yeah... I still haven't grown]!

My favorite books, movies, music, and food Propose an edit

Crap this is going to be hard, my memory's terrible. But here goes. (a) The Konrad Trilogy because I'm tacky, a lot of Stephen King's work, but not all of it. [The Dark Tower Series owns my soul] Uhhh.. (b) Fight Club. Cube. Dark Water. Ring. Pirates of the Caribbean. Labyrinth. Memento. Shaun of the Dead. Behind Enemy Lines. The BFG. Ravenous. Shrek. Finding Nemo. Lock stock. Snatch. Lord of the Rings. The Last Samurai. Silence of the Lambs. Hannibal. (c) Paradise Lost. A Perfect Circle. Lacuna Coil. Anathema. My Dying Bride. Opeth. In Flames. Porcupine Tree. Type O Negative (some). Rammstein. Metallica. Ministry. Nine Inch Nails. Monster Magnet. Soundgarden. Alice In Chains. (d) Chocolate. And chocolate. I really like chocolate. Chinese food. Tarte au citron. Melon. Peas (the ones in the pod). Hazlenuts.

The six things I could never do without Propose an edit

My family (awwww). Music everywhere I go. Plenty of food (I love to eat). Training. Struggling to think of something else... Photoshop. And... holidays [oh god, holidays, how I love you]!

I spend a lot of time thinking about Propose an edit

Going back to bed. God I love to sleep. [Work. Work. And more work. Does that text look right? How can I effectively recreate blood without using my own? Do I have a meeting today? A tutorial? Is it time for me to BREATHE yet?]

On a typical Friday night I am Propose an edit

In the pub or wasting away hours in Photoshop [EH EH: working].

The most private thing I'm willing to admit here Propose an edit

Uhh.. I've got a really strong sense of smell, so it's probably a good thing I can't smell you [too true, former self.. too true]!

You should message me if Propose an edit

You want to [and you've got no issues; MAN, I am sick of issues]!

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