Starting this with "I" makes me cringe a little inside, so this very sentence helps get around that. Nice.

Films are my greatest passion, and if you were to follow me around with a fly on the wall camera crew you'd spend a lot of time in cinemas or watching DVDs. This isn't to say that I'm only found staring silently in darkened rooms; in the last ten months events that have entertained me to varying degrees include comedy club nights and full stand-up shows (Lee and Herring, Mark Thomas, Frisky & Mannish, Russel Howard and Simon Munnery being favourites, and you owe it to yourself to see Pajama Men if you ever get the chance); various gigs with loads of different bands and singers from Thomas Truax in a Hoxton pub and Squarepusher at the Royal Festival Hall to Malcolm Middleton at the ICA - check out the music list for an idea of what goes in between. Visits to the Tates, National Galleries, Royal Academy, Swan Lake and an excellent contemporary dance/acrobat show called Traces help to add spice to the 'films/gigs/comedy' list, as well as the odd thing that have happened upon me like the Sanctuary refugee festival on the South Bank and seeing private gardens in the Open Garden Square weekend. Then you've got the British Museum, Old Operating Theatre and mental Booth Museum in Brighton to round out the cultural smorgasbord.
All this and there was somehow still time to visit friends, go to pubs and spend the odd evening geeking out in front of my Wii and 360 at home.

See? If you do stuff like this already or want to do more like it, you'll find a willing date in me, and you can see if we click assuming you've made it past the fact that my head is obviously shaved to mitigate the stealthy balding process, and the fact that my chin and upper lip are decorated in various shades of browny-red 'tache and goatee.

Did you manage to get through that dense splat of text? Stumbling ungainly this far this without saying "I" outside of quotes is going pretty well, I might just make it.

Shit.

Fighting a desperate and losing battle against tiredness. Caffeine has become a nasty habit, and as I don't like coffee or tea I've been trawling the shops for a more ethical alternative to diet Coke, and something that doesn't make me as wired as Red Bull.
Update: Irn Bru is my saviour! Not easy to find the diet stuff, though.

Finding new things I want to do and don't have time/money for at the last minute so that few other people want to join me.
Staying up late.

People tend to be surprised that I'm 31 and say they thought I was about 26.
Fine by me!

My favourite book at the moment is probably I Am Legend by Richard Matheson - I've got a weird fondness for dystopias and post-apocalyptic tales.
But loads - Victoriana, David Peace, Philip K. Dick, Orwell, Burroughs, Conrad, Hunter S. Thompson, Poppy Z. Brite, Graham Greene, R. L. Stevenson, non-fiction (particularly history and politics). Oh, and Chris Ware, absolutely.
There are far too many movies to choose just one favourite, but I'd probably say that Jaws, Children Of Men and Sympathy for Mr. Vengeance are up at the top for me. Screwball comedies, decent vampire films, post-apocalyptic sci-fi, everything else.
Just loved Cloudy With a Chance of Meatballs. Next: Germany Year Zero at the BFI.

It would be easier to list music I don't like, but I listen to everything from heavy metal and drum and bass to delta blues, jazzy trip-hop, bluegrass country and electro singer/songwriters. I'm more of a magpie than someone with their finger on the pulse, though.
Short list? Dillinger Escape Plan, Radiohead, Beirut, Dismemberment Plan, Squarepusher, Bat for Lashes, Malcolm Middleton, Ghostride, Devotchka, Nine Inch Nails, Bjork, Robert Johnson, Arab Strap, Red Snapper, Szeki Kurva, Me Without You, Tool, Girl Talk, Michael J. Sheehy, Pulp, Boy Sets Fire, Portishead, Chet Baker, Aphex Twin, Sebadoh, Nina Simone, Jonah Matranga, Ultraviolence and the odd song produced by Timbaland.
And the almighty Clutch.

Also; curries, Italian, other stuff.

Tactile sensation.
Laughing.
Loved ones.
Music.

Existentialism; the objectivity of morality; sex; whether seemingly intelligent people with racist/sexist/certain right wing views actually know the 'truth' but have ulterior motives; the best ratio of vanilla vodka and diet cola; the social and economical implications of the legalisation of recreational drugs. Why I can't make myself go to bed at a 'reasonable' time.

Knackered from going out too much in the week; it's always a good idea at the time.

One of the first albums I bought was To the Extreme by Vanilla Ice. Shut up, I was young.

You find that you usually have too much to do, or want more to do, and would like to do some of it with me.

Or you like live comedy, trying out new cocktails, watching films and swearing.