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kingbae

22 Bloomington, IN Man

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I’m looking for

  • Everyone
  • Ages 18–30
  • Near me
  • For new friends

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 7:53am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 3″ (1.91m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Strictly vegetarian
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Atheism, and laughing about it
Sign
Cancer, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Working on university
Job
Art / Music / Writing
Income
More than $1,000,000
Relationship Status
Seeing Someone
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Latin (Okay)

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My self-summary
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I am King Bae. Lord of all lords. Master of all Masters. Mine is the kingdom.
What I’m doing with my life
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"life's a dirty game -- you gotta play dirty to win it" Harris
I’m really good at
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Being king, you dirty plebeian.
The first things people usually notice about me
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I'm King.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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I love to watch the thieves in the stocks get tomatoes thrown at them. I get all giddy thinking about it!
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Wenches, peasants, my royal chambers (ladies), my servants, my kingdom, my halls lined with gold.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
How great it is to be King Bae
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Ruling my kingdom -- sentencing peasants to death
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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If ye shall find the truth behind mine kingship, I shall have thee put to death.
You should message me if
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You're a royal Bae

... or if you realized this is a joke and thought it was funny

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