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kingkaze

23 Gary, IN Man

Man

I’m looking for

  • Women who like men
  • Ages 18–30
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends

My Details

Last Online
Nov 21
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Black, White
Height
5′ 11″ (1.80m)
Body Type
Overweight
Diet
Mostly other
Smokes
Yes
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Atheism, but not too serious about it
Sign
Gemini, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Working on two-year college
Job
Technology
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Has dogs
Speaks
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
"Laugh, and the world laughs with you.

Weep, and you weep alone"

- Dae-Su Oh


Strong willed, cocky, confident, and sometimes I like to cook weirdly delicious avocado based dishes.

I'm a dry, humorous, sarcastic motherfucker. If you can't dish out and receive a little tasteful humorous ball busting then I'm probably too much for you to handle.

I'm cuddly, bitch, deal with it.
What I’m doing with my life
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Getting myself ready to go back to school and major in engineering (not fully decided yet)

Also taking all the odd jobs I can to experience every flavor life has to offer.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Giving advice, if more people took advice from me then the world would be a much happier, more logical place.

Driving, I once drove two cars at the same time.

Okay, not really.
The first things people usually notice about me
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Hair, skin color, tattoo, for the most part.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books: Well I don't read books very often, but currently I'm reading I am america, and so can you! by Stephen Colbert, Penpals by Dathan Auerbach, and I love the Piers Anthony Xanth books, as well.

Movies? I love a ton, and hate a bunch, I don't think I could give you an all time top five but some that I've seen and liked recently are as follows:

The Avengers
Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter
Movie 43
Dead Man Down
Oldboy

Shows:
The Walking Dead
How I Met Your Mother
Breaking Bad
That 70's Show
Always Sunny in Philadelphia
Blue Mountain State
Attack on Titan
Gurren Lagann
Kenichi: The Mightiest Disciple
Gantz

Music:
The Palmer Squares
Gojira
Wax
Mushroomhead
MGMT
Empire of The Sun

Food: I love to cook, but when I dine out I prefer mostly Italian and Asian.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
The internet

A car to drive

A good video game or show/movie to lose myself in on some weekends

The friends and bonds I've developed over the years

My ultra-deluxe-holy-shit-9000 PC that I built in the summer of '13

Potato
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Everything imaginable.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
The danger
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I once saved Christmas from a group of KISS impersonators who were bent on using their shitty knockoff music to enslave the human race.
You should message me if
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It pisses you off when people make posts like "Hey, does anybody else do [insert something literally everyone does]?"

You reddit, we'll either have tons to talk about or nothing at all.