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40 M Brooklyn, NY

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 25–35
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex

My Details

Last Online
Today – 2:20am
5′ 11″ (1.80m)
Body Type
Strictly anything
Atheism, and laughing about it
Pisces, but it doesn’t matter
Graduated from university
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
Likes dogs
English (Fluently), Spanish (Okay), Italian (Poorly), French (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Here's the thing about Life: it's full of poetry, the significances (allusion, metaphor, etc.) are everywhere, in everything one can do. In carpentry, there are few things as satisfying as making a perfect cut. The texture and grain of the wood coming together, the requisite precision of measurement, the intimidation of the whirring blade, the danger... But when you nail it, you nail it. It's fulfilling, gratifying. And for a moment, all the shit of the world seems alright; tolerable; even if you know there's no such thing as a perfectly square room.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Trying to make the perfect cut.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
finding the silver maligning.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm too damn handsome.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
BOOKS: I read a little bit, but not enough to hurt me none.
(we can discuss this over some brooding red wine...
Chateauneuf du Pape, anyone?)

FILM: This list is... Impossible.
It's equal parts eclectic & uniform, sophisticated & scatological, highbrow/lowbrow, im/mature.
I love being able to pick apart the details & machinations of one film as much as I love being swept away by the idleness or idiocy, the entertainment of another. I love full-throttle, unapologetic, in-your-face barn-burner thrillers, and occasionally I'll indulge the sappy romance (Atonement is a masterpiece), films that have something to say (Do the Right Thing) without saying anything (Baraka), to those that bend over backwards to say nothing at all (Zoolander)...
Airplane to Citizen Kane, Fight Club to Anchorman, Tropic Thunder to On the Waterfront, Shaun of the Dead to Dawn of the Dead, The Exorcist, The Shining, SE7EN, Jaws, Pulp Fiction, True Romance, Miller's Crossing, The Big Lebowski, O Brother...; A Clockwork Orange, Paths of Glory, Dr. Strangelove...; Raging Bull, Taxi Driver, Goodfellas...; Snatch, Lock, Stock & Two Smoking Barrels, Rocknrolla...; Shallow Grave, Trainspotting, 28 Days Later...; Boogie Nights, Magnolia, There Will Be Blood...; Near Dark, Point Break, The Hurt Locker...; The Incredibles, Wall-E, UP (!)...; The Last Detail, Being There, Harold & Maude...; Annie Hall, Manhattan, Midnight in Paris...; Roma, La Vita Dolce, 8 1/2...; Kurosawa, Godard, and anything Pixar or to which Judd Apatow or Adam McCay are attached! (just for a preliminary set up...;)

Movies of which I can recite every line, in character, from beginning to end, flawlessly (everybody's gotta have a party trick):
The Princess Bride
Pulp Fiction
True Romance
Miller's Crossing
Fight Club
The Big Lebowski
Dave Chappelle's Killing 'Em Softly

"I have a malignancy in my prostate,
but when you're in my arms, it's benign."

I don't much care what it says that I'm on this website, so long as I have Jon Stewart & Stephen Colbert, I'll never be lonely.
I'm currently binge watching The Killing and Deadwood...
Also, Louie, Cosmos, GoT & FARGO (so damn good!)
Occasionally, Mad Men (used to be so good).
Loved The Muppets, X files, The Wire & Breaking Bad

Only rule:
if it makes you want to shake your hips...
That said, if you hate Johnny Cash, love Bon Jovi, can't stand David Bowie, are totally in to The Eagles, don't know who Sam Cooke is, but know all there is to know about the steve miller band...
keep searching.
Your ride doesn't stop here.
The quickest way to get me on the dance floor has a name...
& it's Prince.

I really love (LOVE) to cook
& like most things I really, really love
I don't do it nearly enough.
I'm a pretty strict everythingist
though I try to do Meatless Mondays
(can't unring that bell)
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
good wine, good food, good company,
good sex, good music, good films.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Sex (the ultimate biological trick: just make it feel better than anything!), death (the greatest punch line!) & the great cosmic joke (it's really hysterical, isn't it?!)
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
If I don't work Satyrday...
Friday night is anything but typical.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
In the words of the late great al green:
I'm so (f#%king) tired of being alone.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
...if (& only if) you feel you've always wanted to, one day, meet someone...
just. like. me.

Just kidding. I can't take this that seriously. How about, instead:

...if you don't mind dirty old men
(cuz that's pretty much what I am)