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40 Brooklyn, NY Man


I’m looking for

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  • Ages 25–35
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 4:00pm
5′ 11″ (1.80m)
Body Type
Strictly anything
Atheism, and laughing about it
Pisces, but it doesn’t matter
Graduated from university
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
Likes dogs
English (Fluently), Spanish (Okay), Italian (Poorly), French (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Here's the thing about Life: it's full of poetry; the significances (allusion, metaphor, etc.) are everywhere, in everything one can do. In carpentry, there are few things as satisfying as making a perfect cut. The texture and grain of the wood coming together, the requisite precision of measurement, the intimidation of the whirring blade, the danger... But when you nail it, you nail it. It's fulfilling, gratifying. And for a moment, all the shit of the world seems alright; tolerable; even if you know there's no such thing as a perfectly square room.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Trying to make the perfect cut.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
finding the silver maligning.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm too damn handsome.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
BOOKS: I read a little bit, but not enough to hurt me none.
(we can discuss this over some brooding red wine...
Chateauneuf du Pape, anyone?)
Currently: The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo.

FILM: This list is... Impossible.
It's equal parts eclectic & uniform, sophisticated & scatological, highbrow/lowbrow, im/mature.
Don't know if it necessarily renders me a cinephile, but I love being able to pick apart the details & machinations of one film as much as I love being swept away by the idleness or idiocy, the entertainment of another. I love full-throttle, unapologetic, in-your-face barn-burner thrillers, and occasionally I'll indulge the sappy romance (Atonement is a masterpiece), films that have something to say (Do the Right Thing) without saying anything (Baraka), to those that bend over backwards to say nothing at all (Zoolander)...

Airplane to Citizen Kane, Fight Club to Anchorman, Tropic Thunder to On the Waterfront, Shaun of the Dead to Dawn of the Dead, The Exorcist, The Shining, SE7EN, Jaws, City of God, Children of Men, Gommorah, Amorres Perros, The Matrix (just the first one), Ghost in the Shell, Ninja Scroll, Akira, Kung Fu Panda, Kung Fu Hustle, Hannah (anything with Cate Blanchett, really), Oldboy (the original), Let the Right One In (the original), Girl with the Dragon Tattoo (the original) (HOLLYWOOD please stop remaking masterpieces!!!) Orfeu Negru, Pan's Labyrinth, Band of Outsiders...

Pulp Fiction, Django Unchained, Kill Bill, Inglourious Basterds...;
Miller's Crossing, The Big Lebowski, O Brother...;
A Clockwork Orange, Paths of Glory, Dr. Strangelove...;
Brazil, The Meaning of Life (anything Monty Python, really), Fear & Loathing...;
Raging Bull, Taxi Driver, Goodfellas...;
Snatch, Lock, Stock & Two Smoking Barrels, Rocknrolla...;
Shallow Grave, Trainspotting, 28 Days Later...;
Boogie Nights, Magnolia, There Will Be Blood...;
Near Dark, Point Break, The Hurt Locker...;
The Incredibles, Wall-E, UP (anything Pixar!)...;
Rushmore (anything with Bill Murray, really), The Royal Tenenbaums, The Grand Budapest Hotel...;
Waiting for Guffman, Best in Show, For Your Consideration...
The Last Detail, Being There, Harold & Maude...;
Wild at Heart, Blue Velvet, Mulhulland Drive...
Annie Hall, Manhattan, Blue Jasmine...;
Roma, La Vita Dolce, 8 1/2...;
Kurosawa, Godard, Bergman, Cassavetes, or anything to which Judd Apatow or Adam McCay are attached! (just for a preliminary set up...;)

Movies of which I can recite mostly every line, in character, from beginning to end (everybody's gotta have a party trick):
The Princess Bride
Pulp Fiction
True Romance
Miller's Crossing
Fight Club
The Big Lebowski
Dave Chappelle's Killing 'Em Softly

"I have a malignancy in my prostate,
but when you're in my arms, it's benign."

So long as I have Jon Stewart & Stephen Colbert (sigh!)... nevermind.

Peaky (fucking) Blinders, Black Mirror, The Fall, The Walking Dead, House of Cards, Louie, Cosmos, True Detective, GoT, South Park...

Loved The Muppets, X files, The Wire, Arrested Development, Party Down, Breaking Bad, Deadwood, The Killing, & FARGO (so damn good!)

Only rule:
if it makes you want to shake your hips...
That said, if you hate Johnny Cash, love Bon Jovi, can't stand David Bowie, are totally in to The Eagles, don't know who Sam Cooke is, but know all there is to know about the steve miller band...
keep searching.
Your ride doesn't stop here.
The quickest way to get me on the dance floor has a name...
& it's Prince.

I really love (LOVE) to cook
& like most things I really, really love
I don't do it nearly enough.
I'm a pretty strict everythingist
though I try to observe Meatless Mondays
(can't unring that bell)
(Thanks a lot, Ron Fricke!)
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
good wine, good food, good company,
good sex, good music, good films.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Sex (the ultimate biological trick!), death (what a punch line!) & the great cosmic joke (it's really hysterical, isn't it?!)

Also, centriphical force, gravity vs. compulsion, physics (quantum, astro, nuclear... The expression "there is no master of physics, physics is the master" is not wasted on me), language, and cartography.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
If I don't work Satyrday...
Friday night is anything but typical.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm too old for this shit.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
...if you like to talk film
...if you'd like to go see a film
...if, when listening to The Stooges, you get a little wobbly in the knees
...if you don't mind dirty old men
(cuz that's pretty much what I am)