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kingleman

40 M Brooklyn, NY

My Details

Last Online
Today – 4:54am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 11″ (1.80m)
Body Type
Fit
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Often
Drugs
Religion
Atheism, and laughing about it
Sign
Pisces, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Other
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
Pets
Likes dogs
Speaks
English (Fluently), Spanish (Okay), Italian (Poorly), French (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Here's the thing about Life: it's full of poetry, the significances (allusion, metaphor, etc.) are everywhere, in everything one can do. In carpentry, there are few things as satisfying as making a perfect cut. The texture and grain of the wood coming together, the requisite precision of measurement, the intimidation of the whirring blade, the danger... But when you nail it, you nail it. It's fulfilling, gratifying. And for a moment, all the shit of the world seems alright; tolerable; even if you know there's no such thing as a perfectly square room.
What I’m doing with my life
Trying to make the perfect cut.
I’m really good at
finding the silver maligning.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
BOOKS: I read a little bit, but not enough to hurt me none.
(we can discuss this over some brooding red wine...
Chateauneuf du Pape, anyone?)

FILM: This list is... Impossible.
It's equal parts eclectic & uniform, sophisticated & scatological, highbrow/lowbrow, im/mature.
I love being able to pick apart the details & machinations of one film as much as I love being swept away by the idleness or idiocy, the entertainment of another. I love full-throttle, unapologetic, in-your-face barn-burner thrillers, and occasionally I'll indulge the sappy romance (Atonement is a masterpiece), films that have something to say (Do the Right Thing) without saying anything (Baraka), to those that bend over backwards to say nothing at all (Zoolander)...
Airplane to Citizen Kane, Fight Club to Anchorman, Tropic Thunder to From Here to Eternity, Shaun of the Dead to Dawn of the Dead, The Exorcist, The Shining, SE7EN, Jaws, Pulp Fiction, True Romance, Miller's Crossing, The Big Lebowski, O Brother...; A Clockwork Orange, Paths of Glory, Dr. Strangelove...; Raging Bull, Taxi Driver, Goodfellas...; Snatch, Lock, Stock & Two Smoking Barrels, Rocknrolla...; Shallow Grave, Trainspotting, 28 Days Later...; Boogie Nights, Magnolia, There Will Be Blood...; Near Dark, Point Break, The Hurt Locker...; The Incredibles, Wall-E, UP (!)...; The Last Detail, Being There, Harold & Maude...; Annie Hall, Manhattan, Midnight in Paris...; Roma, La Vita Dolce, 8 1/2...; Kurosawa, Godard, and anything Pixar or to which Judd Apatow or Adam McCay are attached! (just for a preliminary set up...;)

"I have a malignancy in my prostate,
but when you're in my arms, it's benign."

SHOWS:
I don't much care what it says that I'm on this website, so long as I have Jon Stewart & Stephen Colbert, I'll never be lonely.
Also, Louie, Cosmos, GoT & FARGO (this show is so damn good!)
Occasionally, Mad Men (used to be so good).
Loved The Muppets, X files, The Wire & Breaking Bad

MUSIC:
Only rule:
if it makes you want to shake your hips...
SHAKE YOUR HIPS!

FOOD:
I'm a pretty strict everythingist
though I try to do Meatless Mondays
(can't unring that bell)
The six things I could never do without
good wine, good food, good company,
good sex, good music, good films.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Sex, death & the great cosmic joke.
On a typical Friday night I am
If I don't work Satyrday...
Friday night is anything but typical.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
The quickest way to get me on the dance floor has a name...
& it's Prince.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 25–35
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex
You should message me if
...if (& only if) you feel you've always wanted to, one day, meet someone...
just. like. me.

Just kidding. I can't take this that seriously. How about, instead:

...if you don't mind dirty old men
(cuz that's pretty much what I am)