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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 25-40
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex

My details

Last online
Yesterday – 8:49am
5' 11" (1.80m)
Body Type
Atheism and laughing about it
Doesn’t have kids
English (Fluently), Spanish (Somewhat), Italian (Somewhat), French (Somewhat)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Here's the thing about Life: it's full of poetry; the significances (allusion, metaphor, etc.) are everywhere, in everything one can do. In carpentry, for instance, there are few things as satisfying as making a perfect cut. The texture and grain of the wood coming together, the requisite precision of measurement, the intimidation of the whirring blade, the danger... But when you nail it, you nail it. It's fulfilling, gratifying. And for a moment, all the shit of the world seems alright; tolerable; even if you know there's no such thing as a perfectly square room.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Trying to make the perfect cut.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
finding the silver maligning.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm too damn handsome.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
BOOKS: I read a little bit, but not enough to hurt me none.
(Let's discuss this over some brooding red wine...
Chateauneuf du Pape, anyone?)

Going to the cinema has been my favorite past time since I was pre-teen. The collaboration aspect of it is thrilling to me.

Pulp Fiction, Django Unchained, Kill Bill, Inglourious Basterds...;
Miller's Crossing, The Big Lebowski, No Country for Old Men, O Brother...;
A Clockwork Orange, The Shining, Paths of Glory, Dr. Strangelove...;
SE7EN, Fight Club, Gone Girl...;
Brazil, The Meaning of Life (anything Monty Python, really), Fear & Loathing...;
Raging Bull, Taxi Driver, Goodfellas...;
Snatch, Lock, Stock & Two Smoking Barrels, Rocknrolla...;
Shallow Grave, Trainspotting, 28 Days Later...;
Boogie Nights, Magnolia, There Will Be Blood...;
Being John Malkovich; Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind; Adaptation...;
Near Dark, Point Break, The Hurt Locker...;
The Incredibles, Wall-E, UP (anything Pixar!)...;
Rushmore (anything with Bill Murray, really), The Royal Tenenbaums, The Grand Budapest Hotel...;
Waiting for Guffman, Best in Show, For Your Consideration...
The Last Detail, Being There, Harold & Maude...;
Wild at Heart, Blue Velvet, Mulhulland Drive...
Annie Hall, Manhattan, Blue Jasmine (anything with Cate Blanchett, really)...;
Roma, La Vita Dolce, 8 1/2...

and, yes, I can recite every line of The Princess Bride in character.

Bonus if you know where this line is from:
"I have a malignancy in my prostate,
but when you're in my arms, it's benign."

So long as I have Jon Stewart & Stephen Colbert (sigh!)... nevermind.

Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt, Better Call Saul, Peaky Blinders, Black Mirror, The Fall, Wilfred, Marvel's Daredevil, iZombie, The Walking Dead, House of Cards, Louie, Cosmos, True Detective (I don't know about this new one tho; Colin Farrell & Vince Vaughn?! Seriously?! blech), GoT, South Park...

Past loves: The Muppets, X files, The Wire, Arrested Development, Party Down, Breaking Bad, Deadwood, The Killing, & Fargo

Only rule:
if it makes you want to shake your hips, then shake your hips...
That said, if you hate Johnny Cash, love Bon Jovi, can't stand David Bowie, are totally in to The Eagles, don't know who Sam Cooke is, but know all there is to know about the steve miller band...
keep searching.
Your ride doesn't stop here.
The quickest way to get me on the dance floor has a name...
& it's PrinceMJStevie

I really love (LOVE) to cook
& like most things I really, really love
I don't do it nearly enough.
However, podcasts make it so much better. It's like therapy, but I also get entertained & informed! God bless Radiolab & Freakonomics!
I'm a pretty strict everythingist
though I try to observe Meatless Mondays
(can't unring that bell)
(Thanks a lot, Ron Fricke!)
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
good wine, good food, good company,
good sex, good music, good films.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Sex (the ultimate biological trick!), death (what a punch line!) & the great cosmic joke (it's really hysterical, isn't it?!)

Also, centriphical force, gravity vs. compulsion, physics (quantum—, astro—, nuclear—... The expression "there is no master of physics, physics is the master" is not wasted on me), race, class, gender, language, cartography and Pi...

Also, if I'm so damn handsome, why the f#%k am I on this stupid site?!
(The last bit should be heard in the voice of John Oliver)
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
If I don't work Satyrday...
Friday night is anything but typical.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
We're all in the gutter,
Only some of us are looking at the stars.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
...if you like to talk film or music or theory or physics or make fart noises in museums &/or churches
...if you'd like to go see a film or a museum or live music or eat food that's incredibly delicious 'for the price'!
...if, when listening to The Stooges, you get a little wobbly in the knees
...if you like dirty old men
(cuz that's pretty much what I am)