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kinglummox

34 Lawrence Township, NJ Man

Man

I’m looking for

  • Women who like men
  • Ages 18–50
  • Located anywhere
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex

My Details

Last Online
Oct 7
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Black
Height
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body Type
Fit
Diet
Anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Christianity, and laughing about it
Sign
Gemini, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Working on university
Job
Other
Income
$30,000–$40,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but wants them
Pets
Likes dogs
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I like to eat sushi
I'm shy/introverted but when it's time to get out with friends I can come out of that shell to have a good time.
I collect stones that I find on walks or in the woods,comic books and band tees. I'm a movie/ music buff, my taste are very diverse and I welcome any conversation on those two subjects. I love art and photography,a happy life would consist of exploring this great big planet with my camera/ pen and paper. I'm not a fan of argumentative people cause it's usually not worth it,my iPhone is one of my best pals, I ramble horribly when nervous,I still enjoy watching cartoons especially anime and I can be quite the prankster.

www.tostrangetolivetoraretodie@blogspot.com
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Trying to escape this life of contradiction, I want to flow fluidly like water only for the sake of crashing and destroying things beneath me.learn as much as possible about living off the grid. An ideal retirement lifestyle would be that of subsistence living,far enough away to enjoy the solitude of nature but close enough to humanity to stay sane.lol
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
climbing trees,making people laugh,memorizing song lyrics,multi tasking,making wicked song playlists,karaoke,wrestling,keeping secrets,under reacting,homemade pizza,devouring food,being so quit people forget I'm in the room,zoning out. I'm good at thinking I can sing and ignoring everyone's pleas for me to stop, throttling mosh pits, making up explanations for things I know nothing about.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
my voice then that I'm very silly and very energetic. when I wear my glasses people like to comment on how smart I look in them...which doesn't really feel like a compliment considering it implies I look like a nincompoop 90 percent of the time but I love my glasses.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Movies: fear and loathing in Las Vegas,snatch,a clock work orange,death proof,the life aquatic,bottle rocket,the living wake,pineapple express,goodfellas,the goonies,back to the future
Books: the ring and the book,e.a Poe, a good day to die,catcher in the rye,artimus fowl series,the self aware universe,the hobbit,comics
Music: blitzkid,screeching weasel,the queers,queen,off with their heads,Harry connick jr,volbeat,alkaline trio,the flaming lips,the pixies,the animals,Eddie money
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
my imagination,hope,memories,pen and paper,water,food
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Time travel,Bigfoot,comics,early 90's punk music,converse,food history,art,beer,dopplegangers,naruto,80's music,lines from Radiohead songs, what thoughts i might think while I'm dying,parallel universes,practical jokes,Europe, prophecies, black
Holes,my future,photography,poetry
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Hanging out with my roomie playing video games or outside having a couple brewskis by the fire pit..playing a little disc golf or catching some art downtown..sitting on the couch watching Netflix or maybe something at the IMAX.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
When I was In the third grade I tripped and fell into my best friend and our lips touched..it was weird
You should message me if
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You like random conversation.if you are a nice person and honest.if you have any funny jokes you would like to share. Please message me if you are bored and just wanna past the time chatting for the sake of chatting no expectations no commitments..yeah I know it's a dating site but sometimes I just wanna have a casual conversation about whatever random subject bouncing around the old noggin without worrying about offending, being called a creeper or any of the other stuff I hear my female friends say about guys who send the simplest comment to them.