Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
A somewhat short list of life events and truths.
1) Travel is one of the keys to happiness. Just took a tour through
Scotland, Ireland, England this last Summer. Scotch is good. Next
year Oktoberfest. Want to come with me?
2) True friendship and loyalty are an absolute must if you want to
hang with me.
3) Took a right cross from the Chuck E. Cheese mascot in Redwood
City when I was 10. I am not joking about this. Don't harass
mascots. It's hot in there, and they are cranky.
4) Had the wrong knee operated on at Stanford.
5) Have an older sister whose name is Lori...my name is Corey. Very
6) Had a goat named "Hammer" when I was a kid.
7) The only baggage I have is used for business trips.
8) Lived in Spain (Granada) my Junior year in college.
9) Huge Howard Stern fan. If you are too, we already have a ton to
10) Practice TM regularly.
11) Find neediness unappealing. Don't you?
12) I am handy. I even built the redwood deck in my backyard.
What else? Well, I am going to keep this brief, because it gets a
little boring talking about how great I am. I do love to travel,
and take the opportunity to do so as much as possible. I have
always enjoyed learning/studying/practicing Spanish. You..."wow, he
is worldly and speaks Spanish!"
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I currently manage a sales branch for an Industrial Packaging
Company that is based out of St. Louis, MO. I am very ambitious,
and I have my shit together. It is a great career, and I am lucky
to have landed where I have. I enables me with a fun and exciting
I try to keep a balance between my career and personal life, but it
can be difficult at times as work can be pretty hectic. That's why
my weekends are so valuable to me.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Trying to be considerate of other people's feelings.
The first things people usually notice about me
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Probably my energy level. Depending upon the circumstance, I might
be a little overly upbeat. Don't get me wrong, however, I sometimes
do have a bit of a shy side. Just depends on the setting!
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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The Big Lebowski
Any books written by Charles Bukowski (Ham On Rye/Post Office) are
my all time favorite. The works of Hunter S. Thompson (Rum
Diaries/Fear And Loathing In Las Vegas) as well.
Must love steak! I love going to nice restaraunts
(Italian/Steakhouses/Sushi) on the weekend.
Not a big fan of musicals, but count me in on comedy clubs/dive
bars/concerts. I am by no means a sports nut, but I love attending
any live sporting events.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
My dog Macho
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
How are there so many single people out there!?
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I am hooked on all of the Real Housewives shows. Really
embarrassing, but I can't help it! Such a train wreck. Me being the
train wreck btw.
You should message me if
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