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32 Saint Louis, MO Man


I’m looking for

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  • Ages 22–80
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex

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Last online
Today – 2:48pm
5′ 7″ (1.71m)
Body type
Strictly other
Graduated from university
Science / Engineering
English (Okay), Gujarati (Fluently), C++ (Poorly), LISP (Okay), Sign Language (Poorly)

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My self-summary
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i heard this idea on a podcast recently and i liked it.

singer-songwriter allison weiss was on matt bessar's "improv4humans" podcast where he and other UCB comedians perform improvised skits based on twitter suggestions (or in certain cases, they have a musician play a song and then ask about the meaning of the song and then riff from there).

the concept behind one of her songs was that it was about a "lone wolf" meeting another "lone wolf" and deciding "let's be lone wolves together".

i liked that. and i can relate to that. a lot of people brag about being "independent" but my problem is that sometimes i am too independent, too much so for my own good...
What I’m doing with my life
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i'm just trying to put one in the "win" column

is that so much to ask?!? (shakes fist skyward)
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
i'm fluent in three languages - english, math, and music. i'm not particularly adept at expressing myself in any of them.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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i've been listening to a lot of gang gang dance lately...

and that goes double for the king khan & bbq show
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
mr. show
kids in the hall
human giant
monty python's flying circus
tim & eric

these are six of my favorite sketch comedy troupes, oddly enough though i never got into SNL. i just don't think it's funny. not weird enough.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
"i live every day like it's my last!" he says as he vacuums his apartment...
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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i am kind of a misanthrope
You should message me if
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i could teach you how to play guitar. i would love to teach you how to play guitar! i believe that everyone should know how to play and create music. and the guitar is such an accessible and fun instrument. i'm not great by any means --- i played in a band once until the other guitarist kicked me out --- but i understand how and why the instrument works. and i would enjoy sharing that with someone. i've offered this service to my friends before but they're just not interested (??!?). confounding, i know.

and, i need more people to play with. collaboration begets inspiration

then there's

bike rides
rock shows
trying to get into D&D/role playing games