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32 Saint Louis, MO Man


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  • Ages 22–80
  • Near me
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My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 4:25pm
5′ 7″ (1.71m)
Body Type
Strictly other
Graduated from university
Science / Engineering
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
English (Okay), Gujarati (Fluently), C++ (Poorly), LISP (Okay), Sign Language (Poorly)

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My self-summary
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as of now lionel hutz no longer exists. say hello to miguel sanchez.
What I’m doing with my life
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i consider myself a "misfit engineer".

i worked for "the man" and i didn't much care for it. then i worked for a small company ("this guy") and i really enjoyed it, then i got laid off. i spent a lot of time not working. now i work for a startup ("some kid"?) and i love it.

i do mechanical design.
STEP 1: design a part using 3D modeling software
STEP 2: create shop drawings of the part so that they can be built by our suppliers, or by us in-house.
STEP 3: ???
I’m really good at
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if i have one natural talent in this life, it's the uncanny ability to make myself recognized as a "regular" at a drinking or eating establishment in record time. there are bars in chicago (loafers!) and atlanta (slice pizza!) where i was recognized on my second visit, happening months after the first visit.

it feels kind of nice to be remembered in a positive light.
The first things people usually notice about me
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when i was a kid it was always my eyes. i always had people talking about my eyes and it bugged me.

now it's my hair and it doesn't bug me so much.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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repo man
repo man soundtrack

the life & times of tim

later... with jools holland

demon days
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
DISC 1 yacht + thee oh sees mix tape
DISC 2 fugazi mix tape
DISC 3 pixies mix tape
DISC 4 fucked up mix tape
DISC 5 be your own pet "be your own pet" + "get awkward"
DISC 6 bass drum of death "gb city" + "bass drum of death"

sorry, misfits and DEVO
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
the other night i was on my way out for the evening, carrying my bike on my shoulder down a flight of stairs.

it's an unbalanced load, and when i get to the landing i set it down, and suddenly a moth flies out of the dark and into the light of the porch lights and into my face.

it startled me, and my instinctive reaction was to swat. i swiped my hand and made direct contact, knocking the moth to the ground.

the moth lay on the ground, paralyzed or possibly dead. i'd love to be proven wrong, but moths are not inherently aware of human beings as far as i know.

they are (relatively) simple creatures attracted to (relatively) simple stimuli, such as light.

this particular moth was minding its own business, blissfully unaware of my existence, heading towards its light, when it accidentally startled a (relatively) superior being, who incidentally acted in self defense.


it could happen any or all of us. we are moths.

did i mention i read a lot of philip k. dick?
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
having breakfast for dinner
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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i am kind of a misanthrope

and a bit of a luddite (in the modernized sense of the term)
You should message me if
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other specific things i'd be interested in:
-joining a group to play some dungeons & dragons
-playing some music (punk? weezer? pixies? ska? whatever?)