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31 M Saint Louis, MO

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Last Online
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5′ 7″ (1.71m)
Body Type
Strictly other
Graduated from university
Science / Engineering
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
English (Okay), Gujarati (Fluently), C++ (Poorly), LISP (Okay), Sign Language (Poorly)

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My self-summary
there is no such thing as objective reality. only a multitude of subjective realities.

so, you know, try not to take things too seriously.
What I’m doing with my life


when i retire i want to be one of the guys on the downtown st louis clean team.
I’m really good at
if i have one natural talent in this life, it's the uncanny ability to make myself recognized as a "regular" at a drinking or eating establishment in record time. there are bars in chicago (loafers!) and atlanta (slice pizza!) where i was recognized on my second visit, happening months after the first visit.

it feels kind of nice to be remembered in a positive light.
The first things people usually notice about me
when i was a kid it was always my eyes. i always had people talking about my eyes and it bugged me.

now it's my hair and it doesn't bug me so much.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
when i was a kid, "duck soup" was easily my favorite marx bros. movie. but now that i'm 30, "monkey business" is really making a case for that top spot.

even though i've never played, i'm a big fan of "nerd poker: dungeons and dragons with brian posehn and friends". now i really really want to play D&D.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
-moving out of st louis
-why st louis is the greatest city ever
-free will, freedom of choice, converging and diverging parallel universes

-people who mispronounce "el maguey"
On a typical Friday night I am
i like riding bikes and drinking beer and meeting friends and neighbors out at bars and playing board games and smoking js and eating too much dominos your neighbor ordered and playing mario party and seeing shows and touching things and interacting with the world and stuff
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 22–80
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex
You should message me if
you want to send me cheezy movies, the worst you can find

if you want to ride bikes and drink beer. TRUE STORY --- so i had t his bike, and i rode it around a lot, and it was a lot of fun, and then my bike was stolen from underneath my apartment. after six months i had considered it lost forever. but then in some weird cosmic way i saw my bike on sale at a bicycle/pawn shop while window shopping for a replacement! it took some effort, but i finally got my bike back. i got it back! how crazy is that?

this is the summer for riding bikes and drinking beer.