Just some guy working his ass off trying to put himself through school all while trying to maintain various relationships with family and friends, and can you believe it, I'd love to meet a girl on top of that. I must be crazy.

By the way, I check my MySpace a lot more than this so you might have better luck shooting a message to, brace yourself, KINGxWHEEZE, on MySpace.

Can't really say I'm doing a whole lot.

I work full time as an IT Tech for a medium sized company in Plano. The pay is ok but obviously I'd like to make more money and be a little happier with the job I do so...

I am getting ready to go back to school in the spring. I have about half my associates degree completed at my local community college (because my parents suck and won't pay for me to go to a real school, and I was too lazy in high school to play sports or be diligent enough in my school work to get scholarships. It's all well and good but you see I'm really interested in...

Audio. I wonder if I'd do really well in a career in audio engineering. I am an amateur DJ and have done a few gigs at some pretty big and popular events in the Dallas-Ft.Worth metroplex. Ever since I was young I've been good at setting up stereo equipment and home theater equipment and I think it would be really cool to do that for a living in a professional recording studio. Who knows, maybe I'll pick up music production while I'm at it. What can I say, I just love music.

Making tacky puns ironically; it humors me greatly.

That I shave(d) my head, and probably look like a complete thug.

(A) 1984. Brave New World. Anthem. Farenheit 451. Catcher in the Rye. Of Mice and Men. Hannibal. Silence of the Lambs. Red Dragon. Any James Patterson novel invloving the fictional detective Alex Cross (i.e. Kiss the Girls). The Da Vinci Code. The Alphabet of Manliness. More I can't think of off the top of my head.

(B) Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind. The Departed. Cindarella Man. A Beautiful Mind. Requiem for a Dream. Don't be a Menace to South Central while drinking your juice in the Hood. The Manchurian Candidate (the new one). Forrest Gump. Saving Private Ryan. Million Dollar Baby. More I can't think of at the moment.

(C) Progressive rock. Alternative rock. Indie rock. Electro/house. Grunge rock from the early 90's. Anything that I find "catchy". Top 3 groups I'm listening to right now would have to be Beck, MSTRKRFT, and Moodymann.

(D) Anything and everything. Except escargo, that shit is gross; seriously, who eats snails?

A decent internet connection that is not throttled or capped in anyway, because without it OK Cupid would just not be a possibility for me now would it?

Food: since you kind of need it to live and stuff (it's also delicious).

Water: probably wouldn't last more than 3 days without it.

A cellphone: let's face it, today shit happens in an instance, and when so and so sees so and so with so and so's girlfriend making out at "tha club", god dammit I want to know about it via text message.

A car: Texas is big and lacks efficient public transportation and I really don't think riding a bike 15 miles to and from work 5 days a week, let alone for all my personal reasons, is really an option.

Music: about as necessary as having a variance in your voice. Would you want to live in a world where everyone sounded like Ben Stein in Ferris Beuller's Day Off? Yea, I thought not.

Ways to further bury myself into the Dallas-Ft.Worth DJ scene so as to start making money doing this shit at clubs instead of doin' it for free like a sucka.

Whether or not I should really go back to school.

Jew'n it up at home savin' money, but I'm not opposed to going out to have fun. Sometimes I go bar/club hopping with friends, if I'm lucky I'm DJ'ing a party. I also play video games like every other 22 year old male does.

I prefer my girls to be a little on the chubby side. I'm a freak, I know.

(A) You're not a clingy psycho bitch.

(B) You wanna chit chat about anything (but your boyfriend/ex-boyfriend).

(C) You like cars and/or bikes, video games, DJ'ing (or DJ's), audio engineering, music production, etc.