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26 F Northampton, MA

I’m looking for

  • All who like bi women
  • Ages 25–40
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex

My Details

Last Online
Online now!
5′ 4″ (1.63m)
Body Type
Other, and very serious about it
Graduated from university
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids
Has dogs
English, Spanish (Okay)

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My self-summary
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I am going to be in Utah until November 2nd.

If all you write is "hi" or "hey sexy" or "what's up?" or "you're hot" I can promise you right now that I will delete your message without looking at your profile. I get literally 10 messages like that every day.

To be totally honest, all I am really looking for right now is casual sex with a hot girl or guy that I also like and get along with and enjoy spending time with. I tend to be attracted to intelligent, creative, and unique people. I like all types but I particularly love boys with beards and nerdy glasses and femme girls with full sleeve tattoos.

Regardless of the fact that I am looking for a FWB situation I'm still a person and not a fucking flesh light. Sexually graphic messages get blocked immediately.

I have this profile to expand my social circle, and I'm down to meet all different kinds of people. I especially want to find creative folks to do projects with, healthy people to work out and cook with, and spiritual people to study and meditate with. I'd also really love to find someone to practice my Spanish with, and a writer who would want to take turns editing each other's work.

My dogs consume a lot of my time. My ukulele is almost always within reach. I love to travel, take circus classes, learn about crystal healing and plant medicine, and watch bad reality TV - like really bad TV (the shit that you probably wouldn't admit to watching,) but I'll talk about it ad nauseam and totally shamelessly with you if you want to.
What I’m doing with my life
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I play in a killer alternative country/folk band; we are just getting started but I fucking love it and am excited to see what happens with it. I also just started taking classes at Emerson, so I commute out to Boston every Tuesday and come back to Western MA on Thursdays.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
energy work, writing fiction and song lyrics, singing, crocheting hats, flying trapeze, communicating with animals, identifying rocks and minerals, making origami cranes, getting distracted, giving massages, being politically incorrect, flossing regularly, taking bong rips, getting lost, losing stuff, learning languages, memorizing poems, and being late. Among other things.
The first things people usually notice about me
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is that I laugh constantly and am a huge flirt.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Anything Borges, Faulkner, or Hesse.

Harold and Maude, Waking Life, Being John Malcovich, District 9, The Cabin in the Woods, Jennifer's Body, and anything with zombies in it.

Game of Thrones, Walking Dead, Mad Men, Breaking Bad, Girls, Veep, the Newsroom, Hoarders, Intervention, Sister Wives, Scandal, Pretty Little Liars. Did I say Walking Dead? WALKING DEAD. Also The Real L Word, but pretty much only because I want to fuck Whitney Mixter.

Joanna Newsom, Devendra Banhart, Man Man, Grizzly Bear, Modest Mouse, Death from Above 1979, CocoRosie, T. Rex, Crystal Castles, Imogen Heap, Bright Eyes, Death Cab for Cutie, Fiona Apple, Sufjan Stevens, Jenny Owen Youngs, Cat Stevens, The Knife, Of Montreal, Mirah, Die Antwoord, Broken Social Scene....

Hummus and veggie wraps, avocados, cheeseburgers, and Peanut M&Ms!
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1) Sex
2) My dogs
3) Yoga and massage
4) Music
5) My faith in the ever giving nature of the Universe
6) Peanut M&Ms!
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Psychology and personality disorders. And of course zombies and the impending apocalypse.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
doing whatever, hopefully dancing to good music. Maybe hanging out with friends, maybe meeting someone new, but most likely just chilling at home getting stoned and watching Planet Earth.
You should message me if
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you are a sex positive feminist who won't care that I don't wear make up or high heels.

I drive way too much already as it is so please don't bother writing to me if you're not in Boston or in the Pioneer Valley.

I am open to meeting couples (this goes for single folks also) but ONLY IF YOU HAVE CLEAR FACE PHOTOS. Please dont waste my time or yours by writing to me if you don't have face photos. No I dont have KIK and no I won't give you my email or cell so that you can send me pics. Post a pic or don't write to me.