44 Columbia, SC
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My self-summary
I'm a pretty normal guy except when it comes to the bedroom...or not necessarily the bedroom, wherever. anyway, i like to try new things, and will try about anything unless it's illegal, very hurty or just gross lol. i'm an occasional crossdresser (yes my ass looks hot in a thong) and i heart girls with strapons :)....although those are not the defining things in my life.

I am fun, adventurous, and flexible
What I’m doing with my life
working working working, but i do find time to have fun, occasionally. I feel that i missed my calling to be a....?
I’m really good at
everything! but especially running, listening to music, finding interesting things on the internets, logging on to said internets, oh and all things sexual.
The first things people usually notice about me
the large hump on my back. then my eyes
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
oh i love music, would die without it. My fave bands at the moment: vampire weekend, animal collective, the thermals, hot chip,
The six things I could never do without
the internets
fuzzy kittens
lazer beems
nipple clamps
my new babolat raquet
Using butt plugs while at work...secretly of course

obviously this list changes from day to day.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
the price of tea in china. oh and right now i'm trying to thing of things to say to get my profile to the elusive 500 words so i can get that 70% completion rate! not that i really care about the completion rate, but rather that i'm curious about what the next task is to get 80% 90% et cetera. oh please gods of okcupid, please please let this be it!
On a typical Friday night I am
polishing my extensive silver service collection
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
omg if me in girls underwear isn't private enough i'm not sure what is. Im also on fetlife as girlyslut89, hit me up :)
You should message me if
you heart my legs in thigh highs :)
you like to converse with interesting peeps.
you enjoy "being the man" from time to time.
you have interesting things to say.