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kipofthemud

25 M Peninsula, OH

My Details

Last Online
Jul 28
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 11″ (1.80m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
Yes
Drinks
Rarely
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Other, and laughing about it
Sign
Gemini, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Graduated from high school
Job
Construction
Income
$40,000–$50,000
Relationship Status
Seeing Someone
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
No. I'm going to put what I want here. I like Lucky Charms, but I would prefer Fruity Pebbles. I wear size 13 shoes, even though I really should wear size 12. I have a tattoo of a planetary gear on my leg. I rarely sleep in my own bed. I take things apart, and rarely put them back together because I like the way things look when they are in their smallest components. I really like clocks, even though I dont really own any. I know how to change the oil in a car, and I like to not step on the lines where the floor tiles meet. I like to walk out in thunderstorms. I am responsibly irresponsible. I drink maybe once a month, just so I feel terrible in the morning. I re-invent myself often. I don't know how to start a conversation, but I sure as hell can have a witty response. I am active in the laziest ways possible, unless it involves climbing or running and jumping off of things, so I can pretend I am flying. I like to fly kites, and yes, people still do that.
What I’m doing with my life
Getting a taste of everything I can get my hands on. I work as a locksmith, and it gives me all the opportunities to tear things apart and figure out how they work.
I’m really good at
Not thinking of things to put on my OK Cupid page.
I have a veritable cornucopia of work related skills.
I'm pretty decent at pretending. Or pretending I know how to pretend.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
TURBO EDITION.

BOOKS
OMG IM ILLITERATE

MOVIES ALLOFTHEM

TOP THREE FAVORITE FOODS
GREAT FOOD
GOOD FOOD
MEH FOOD
The six things I could never do without
Brain.
Heart.
Lungs.
Physics.
Oxygen.
Dihydromonoxide.
And breaking all the rules.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Science. Philosophy. Laundry. What my next tattoo should be. Life. Game Grumps. Politics. Metaphysical Quandaries. Music. Memes. Sex. Art. Lab Mice.
On a typical Friday night I am
Going to Denny's and drinking terrible coffee until 4 in the morning.

Fighting real and imagined creatures.

Dorkin out.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
Anything. Although I may ask if you want me to lie to you or if you want me to tell you the truth. The lie is always funnier.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 20–27
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
you are looking for new friends, or if you are interested in seeing a show or grabbing some food. I like to break bread with new people. I have this tendency to fall off of the face of the earth, so if I don't seem to be responsive it usually means I am in a socially induced coma and you shouldn't take it personally. I'll usually get back to you.