I write interactive software for museum exhibits.
I distrust emoticons, and people who don't curse. I have
ridiculously strange and minutely detailed dreams. I have a cabinet
full of cameras and a fridge full of film and craft beer. I like
arty porn, and porny art.
I steadfastly maintain that "issue" is not a synonym for "problem."
Haphazardly-placed apostrophes make my teeth itch. ("Grape's:
Seriously. What the fuck is your issue?
I'm a big fan of (some) cars. This may seem strange, given my
fondness for polar bears, but there it is. I have a small, fast one
(car, not polar bear) that I autocross
and tinker with. I walk and
take public transit whenever possible, and I have a two mile
commute, so my gasoline footprint ends up being pretty small. I
watch a lot of motorsports on TV, but not NASCAR; other kinds,
where they turn right as well as left, and speak languages like
Italian, Finnish, and Spanish.
I like dark movies, and dark places, bourbon, banter and weird
television. I've lived in India for two (separate) years. I
sporadically try to teach myself how to play Link Wray songs on the
guitar. I wish I could be a minimalist, but I've had sets of
springs, shock absorbers and brake calipers in stacked in my
I like sports. Sometimes I watch them, sometimes I don't.
The range of relationships I'm looking for is wide at the moment,
because I'm interested in all of them for now, but I'm not opposed
something long-term; I just prefer not to go into anything looking
for that specifically.