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kisseoble93

21 F Ipoh, Malaysia

My Details

Last Online
Jul 19
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Asian
Height
5′ 4″ (1.63m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Not at all
Drugs
Never
Religion
Christianity
Sign
Capricorn, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Job
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Speaks
English (Fluently), Chinese (Fluently), Malay (Fluently), Korean (Poorly)

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My self-summary
For me to know and for you to find out. Hah just kidding.

I suck at introducing myself but ugh okay so my name's Melanie and i'm Chinese but not made in China. I'm made in the Vachina. In all seriousness though i was made in Malaysia. I'm probably the most shyest person on earth although i don't look like i'm shy plus since i talk alot online. I blush really easily too which kinda sucks. And i always tend to think that i'm weird?

I'm usually quiet but i can be talkative too. I love making people laugh and i'd like to think that i'm a happy go lucky person. I try to stay positive all the time. Sometimes i wish i was a little bit braver because i'm such a chicken. I'm afraid of almost everything believe it or not. I'm kind of a good listener, i think.

I absolutely love kids but the thought of me giving birth scares the shit out of me i swear. I'm kind of a perfectionist so if something isn't right i feel uncomfortable.

Hopeless romantic. And i'm really old fashioned.

I also love to joke around but unfortunately some people take me too seriously. Geez y'all are no fun.

I'm currently still waiting for airline interviews. I would love to become an air stewardess for Korean Air someday. Actually, any airlines are fine.

Best thing i have ever done is probably me completing my National Service (but that was 2 years ago) and i also get to shoot with the M16. SO MUCH FUN.
What I’m doing with my life
I don't know but life's pretty darn good at the moment.
I’m really good at
Doing house chores. Hire me if you want because you will not regret it i promise. Ha ha no please don't hire me.

Remembering faces.

Getting over something that bothers me really quickly.

Singing i guess since that's what my friends told me. I love singing in the shower. But i always wonder if my neighbours could hear me sing though because that would be pretty embarassing but at the same time they should be thankful they get to hear me sing live. In the shower. For free. Yup. Since nothing is free these days. Even water costs $92858253 outside. What are those anyway? Holy water?

I wish i was good at playing the piano or the drums though. Drums are cool. And oh, the guitar.
The first things people usually notice about me
Oh, definitely not my Asian eyes.

Shy. Also probably my hair since it's as long as your pubes. My friends actually gave me the nickname "Rapunzel" but i recently chopped 8 inches off my hair so.. I guess i'll just be Snow White for now since i'm kinda fair :P

I asked most of my friends and their first impression of me is that i look like a snob. Not quite sure why though because i swear i'm not, i promise. Maybe because i'm quiet. But after they got to know me they're like "Omg i didn't know you were this shy".

Also, people tell me that i look like a party girl. Honestly, that makes me sad.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
I mostly like action/comedy/romance kind of movies. Action movies are the bomb.com. Horror films are fine but i do not want to shit my pants.

I love jazz and classical music. Jazz music is sex to my ears. R&B's good too. Oh also, i really like love songs from the 80's and 90's just because they're cheesy as hell. Annnd some Spanish music.

As for food, i love Japanese, Korean, Italian, Chinese and whatever that is good. But i'm really picky when it comes to food. And oh god, i absolutely hate garlic. Been trying to eat healthy recently though.
The six things I could never do without
Good music, internet, google, Tumblr, my bed, YouTube, my hair dryer, healthy food. And more healthy food.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
1) What if i'm actually talking to 60 year old perverts on OKC. Oh god. Wait, what are you even doing here?
2) Why am i not bald yet since my hair falls out like freaking Niagara Falls.
2) Why are McDonalds' fries so good but i reckon they are secretly made of unicorn's tears and poop.
4) Also, why do women have to give birth because i honestly think men should give birth instead.
5) Why can't people differentiate the difference between "your" and "you're".
6) Why do girls pee all over the freaking toilet seat? No, seriously.
7) Deciding what and where to eat. Such a pain in the ass.
8) Why do people take life soooo seriously. Man, come on..
9) I also spend alot of time thinking about my future. And who will be my first boyfriend or future husband. Come out already whoever you are! Reveal yourself!
10) Why is everyone getting so materialistic these days.

I can go on and on and on. I'm sorry, i shall stop here.
On a typical Friday night I am
Shipping naughty kids to China. Usually at home alone having my own karaoke session. If i'm not at home i would be out with my friends. Clubbing is not really my thing lol i swear i live in a 60 year old woman's body. Someone please get me out of this body i beg of you.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
It takes me alot of courage to type this out. But i'm going to say it anyway. Here goes... I am a transgender and was born with the name Daniel.

Gotcha! Fooled you didn't i? :P
I’m looking for
  • Guys who like girls
  • Ages 20–28
  • Located anywhere
  • Who are single
  • For new friends
You should message me if
You wanna talk shit. Lol jokes but you can message if you wanna ask me anything. I don't mind personal questions though. Just don't ask me weird ass questions like "How often do you shave your armpit hair?"

If you are better at twerking than Miley Cyrus.

Or if you think you're made of sugar, spice & everything nice.

You actually believed i was actually a trans for a second.

If you actually read my whole profile, give yourself a pat on the back. You deserve a chocolate chip cookie. But i honestly do not expect anyone to finish reading it since my profile is kinda long. Wait a sec, it's actually not that long.