[edited August 2009, if you want updated info just ask!]

I'm relatively socially awkward, but I'm doing better than I used to. I don't really know how to meet new people, hence, the internet!

I'm sarcastic and have a dry, morbid sense of humor. If we can't make each other laugh, there's not going to be any kind of relationship.

I like to write and sew and laugh. I recycle and am into the whole DIY thing. I hate filling out these "get to know you" essays.

And I'm not sure how those awards at the bottom of the profiles work, but I am totally artistic. I can't live without creating.

I'm on summer break right now, but if I ever get accepted for financial aid I'll be going back to college in the fall. I want to be a chef. A baker really, but I'm doing the chef thing right now. I work at Brewery City Pizza. They've recently started switching me back and forth between day shift and night shift, so they kind of own me. I never know when I'm going to work.

Putting too many commas in sentences. Making homemade macaroni and cheese. Forgetting to get out of bed for a day. Putting on lipstick. Being self-deprecating.

I'm not sure, you'd have to ask them. I'm pretty fond of my lips though.

Books: The Time Traveler's Wife, Harry Potter, Jonathan Livingston Seagull, Neverwhere, The Zombie Survival Guide, Clan of the Cave Bear... to name just a few. Also anything by Chuck Klosterman or Nick Bantock.

Movies: American Beauty is one of my all time favourites. Sweeney Todd, Little Miss Sunshine, Fight Club, Ghost World, Across The Universe, Scream, Brokeback Mountain, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, Wristcutters: A Love Story, and Shelter are more good ones I can think of off the top of my head.
I like comedy, drama, horror, indie, and musicals.
Zombies are excellent. In every situation.
As for TV, Supernatural is the best show on right now. The end.

Music: Many genres with the main exception of rap and hip-hop (although I do have a cool mixed CD with indie covers of rap that's pretty good). I like alternative, indie, classic rock, and some pop and country.
Lately I've been listening to The Mountain Goats, Neko Case, John Mayer, Feist, Nirvana, and an Apocalypse playlist I'm in the process of making.

Food: Is delicious. Italian is good, and Mexican. I love to cook, but lately I've been mostly subsiding on a college diet.

1. Family
2. Friends
3. Music
4. Internet
5. Cell phone
6. A writing utensil

Not that interesting, sorry.

Gay porn?

I think a lot about my to-do lists. Whether or not I get anything done is a different story.

I think about books and screenplays I wish I were writing.

Working. In the restaurant business you don't get weekends off very often. If I've got the night off I'm usually hanging out with my family. My sister is my best friend and one of the most important people in my world. We usually just watch a movie or do something else to relax.

I'm something like a Kinsey 3 or 4 depending on the day, but I don't really know what I want right now.

You're awesome and you think we might connect.
You've ever seen Supernatural.
You want to bake cookies with me sometime.